"He may live in Los Angeles now, but Russell Brand is still a Londoner at heart." (Daily Mail,UK)
The 36-year-old goby one while living the good life in LA, in a patriotic moment lasting a nano second thought of the Homelanders during the recent riots back in London. "I've lived all over the place. Know every dark ally and been on benders in every local knees-up pub. Like a real little cockney a was; what with ma Jellied ells and pearly coat. Ah, what days and nights..." He banged on in the nauseating way that only expats can. Kind of similar to when New Year arrives and they're overcome with amnesia about the old country they couldn't jettison quickly enough. "The guilt felt for not being in the effected borough." he continued, outdoing himself with self flagellation.
Well you affected bleetin' scruffer. What stopped you flying back to Blighty?
The 36-year-old goby one while living the good life in LA, in a patriotic moment lasting a nano second thought of the Homelanders during the recent riots back in London. "I've lived all over the place. Know every dark ally and been on benders in every local knees-up pub. Like a real little cockney a was; what with ma Jellied ells and pearly coat. Ah, what days and nights..." He banged on in the nauseating way that only expats can. Kind of similar to when New Year arrives and they're overcome with amnesia about the old country they couldn't jettison quickly enough. "The guilt felt for not being in the effected borough." he continued, outdoing himself with self flagellation.
Well you affected bleetin' scruffer. What stopped you flying back to Blighty?

