"Libyan commandos fighting Muammar Gaddafi came close to capturing the toppled leader on Wednesday when they raided a private home in Tripoli." (Reuters)
"When we got here, Gaddafi had left a note: 'Cold coke, salami and Semtex in fridge are mine!...dog cookies are for you lot of traitorous, camel herding scum.'
After decoding the note, the sharpest minds from Arab intelligence along with the Libyan rebels - who do a lot of posing when not firing their guns at absolutely nothing and anything - all agreed that MG had been in this very kitchen."When we got here about 10am and found a cheeky note and other incriminating evidence we suspected that he had spent at least one night here." said sharpy, rather overly pleased with his forensic deductions. "If we hadn't stopped for coffee and a full English heart -stopper of a breakfast, we'd have apprehended our former master and leader. The desert fox is somewhere...perhaps even here in Tripoli?" he said on his way to his photo shoot.
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After decoding the note, the sharpest minds from Arab intelligence along with the Libyan rebels - who do a lot of posing when not firing their guns at absolutely nothing and anything - all agreed that MG had been in this very kitchen."When we got here about 10am and found a cheeky note and other incriminating evidence we suspected that he had spent at least one night here." said sharpy, rather overly pleased with his forensic deductions. "If we hadn't stopped for coffee and a full English heart -stopper of a breakfast, we'd have apprehended our former master and leader. The desert fox is somewhere...perhaps even here in Tripoli?" he said on his way to his photo shoot.
