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| Here's mine. So...you've brought some tablet round Jeremy? |
Volunteers can now actively help physicists in the search for: head lice, cheap booze or anything you fancy really. The new fundamentals in the world of particles are hard to see, so those with an account at SpecSavers, stay up late and have little or no social life are much in demand. Oh, but if you are going all net-worky to help Cern, you'll perhaps need something very similar to the top pic to give you any hope of being first to Higgs-Boson and a Nobel Prize. "Providing insights into the origin of our Universe, is never as easy as say, finding a new pi" so said the man in charge of all things big at Cern, like the one and only LHC. A freckled faced youth by his elbow stuck out his tongue before announcing, "A pi searcher is a 26 a night Red Bull guy. Nod-offs need not apply." Little Freck, being one of the more genteel names for the newly arrived 15 year old wunderknabe: IQ210 Voice: broke last Tuesday. "But,"and one now detected whinge-creep from the little 'un, "but why can't I find the number deep in philosophical meaning, when I've verified 200 million against the source list? A--N--D...... I once downed 27 RBs on a pi over-nighter at Wendy's...so there!"
Time to take his Red Bull tinnies away, while older boffins smash on for another 24 hours in search for the God of particles. (Photos: Copyright Control)
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| Hey Alf, send that smart ass kid for my KitKat. |
