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| I'm a Vegi, so mine's the samosas. |
John P, from the company Landslastpasties.com said little at first, as he was full of his own product. "Early yesterday morning a local lad who's descended from a well known family of ship wreckers, arrived atop a donkey. He asked if we would supply 5000 pasties for Mr B Pitt's cast, crew and half of Cornwall. At first we didn't know how we'd cope as we get ours from Greggs but if this was a hoax, the little kelp cruncher would be entombed in an old lead mine where we keep the smuggled French brandy. As it was, it was the only time anyone could recall when truth came forth. So, by lucky Cornwelian chance, we acquired the only copy in print of "Delia Bakes It, Cooks It, Coins It In" then it was pasties away afore you could say Rick Stein!"
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"And a further order was placed for anyone who managed to keep down their first encounter with our neo-national dish." chirped a proud kelpi from his unfamiliar role as a zombie extra.
(Photo: Reuters)
