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| Yeah, this is the guy. He's known to quake at the sound of a toughing stand. |
Gentle parody, occasionally more serious or perhaps just a good kick in the arse of the topical or obscure.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Last Call For A Mr Obama...
"The United States is poised to shift its position on Syria by calling on President Bashar al-Assad to step down because of the violence he has inflicted on his own people and his failure to implement meaningful reforms for the last five months." (Guardian, UK)
Barack Obama, for five months the Rip van Winkle of Middle East politics has woken up and will "toughen his stand". What does this friggin' mean? And he'll 'issue the demand as early as Thursday.' Well Mr Decisive, you're only five months and a Thursday too late! Is there a calender and clock that works in your White Over-Ground Bunker? On March 9, 2011 at sleepy time, did someone slip you a very strong malted milk and as Jay Carney was doing a major DIY number, he just let you have a long lie-in? Please,please....just catch the first coach back to some Illinois Community Centre and throw a few hoops with some old buddies. You're just so way out of your depth.

