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| Pricey does the jokes...I'm the strait man. |
Sean Price, the chief constable of Cleveland Police, and Derek Bonnard, the deputy chief constable, were arrested this morning by guys who weren't allegedly on the payroll. Sternly questioned by out-house detectives, after Her Majestey’s Inspectorate of Constabulary (HMIC) asked Warwickshire police to feel their Armani collars. The allegations of corruption at the Cleveland force are as much of a surprise to them, as they had concluded that a Xmas hamper had been sent out to all. "Scrutinise all contracts and no one's to open their hamper til after Santa's been"! announced Sterny Gravitas, head of Operation no-cover-ups-'er.
Another allegation is that Pricey allegedly used “undue influence” to get that cute wee lass of Dave McLuckie full employment. Dave happened to be the then chairman of the police authority, but that and his lasses jobie are allegedly just one of these coincidental, cosmic conjunctions.
Pricey and the Deputy, quite rightly strongly refute all the allegations. (Photo: PA/North News)
