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President Obama hailed the limp-wristed, last-minute cave in on Tuesday, saying, "The Big D? Whatever... Anyway, Wednesday's my fav night of the week; the kids are packed off and me and 'shel get down and boogie, then it's Five Guys fries and burgers. So after this last tango on the Hill thing, I'll crack open a six-pack whatever the vote and watch some ball hittin' action". The following evening, shirt sleeved, messianic and staying dry while holding back stampeding voters, the master of mixed messages got wordy. "Compromise? You won't hear that from my lips when I find it so much easier to say capitulation. My program is set to massively increase spending and believe this: our nation's $14.3 trillion debt will spiral and escalate even beyond Benny an' me's wildest! Boy, that'll really choke the Elephants, number nerds and those"Math For Dumbos" folk. Now...mark my eloquent delivery: The Canadian border has
not been sealed. Finally finance. This is an important first step in having our credit rating shredded and our nation slipping to one below Cuba in the international country-wrecking league. And to make absolutely certain that we remain a proud no-cuts, spendthrift Government; we will continue to live swaddled in all consuming debt and financially beholden to every country in the world except for one banana-less republic. So, in conclusion: it is my solemn responsibility to lead our Government, citizens and illegals in abandoning all fiscal logic and continue spending vastly beyond our means. For this I know: it is an achievable goal for any administration, but more especially mine".
