"A new research has indicated that animal's brains are only roughly aware of how high-up they are in space, meaning that in terms of altitude the brain's 'map' of space is surprisingly flat." (Indian Express)
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| 'Alas poor Yorik I knew him well' |
Scientists have also spent many years in the study of neuron network cells; Why eat square sausage with a pan loaf when in Scotland? In humans, a solar flare or badly behaved battery in or near the brain's campo-hippo, could make you name your first born: Isambard Kingdom Brunel. The infant will almost certainly develop to around 5'4'' smoke 45 Trincomall cigars a day and be overly fascinated by heavy pieces of joined-up metal.
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Moving on...further research might very well confirm that you have something rather similar to the top photo? That'll be a good start providing you haven't mislaid the missing piece. Many in the consultancy profession have a tendency to dismiss this as unimportant, so when attending day clinic at the Brain-Map and Empty Space Dept. found on the second floor, take it with. Can the brain's comprehension of height or horizon be more fully explored by say: letting rats loose in a crowded canteen during lunch? Those first jumping onto anything higher than the floor would certainly prove this to be the case; for grid measuring distance cells and place cells which indicate the location of a chair are the best ones to fire off by those who have rodent aversion.
The so called leap-on-a-chair study is supported and part funded by Ikea and the TrustUsAlways Inc Corp. In his pithy lecture, Professor Jackanoray elaborated, "We are very sensitive to any horizontal space, hence bed lying is especially popular on wet Mondays but let's not exclude any remaining work days. We humans have limited ability at quantifying how high a cliff may be, so stepping off could get you a hefty dry cleaning bill; and when flying at 37,000 feet, unless you happen to be seated next to Mr Mel Brooks, surprises await the impatient traveler should the desire to door-open strike"
Those intrigued to know the potential out come of stepping off a kerb or sky diving if your 'shoot fails, should contact your nearest Psychology and Language Sciences Faculty.
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