Swank: Right Out Of Her Zone!

Swank strode to the microphone and announced how much she had enjoyed visiting a place (which don't take kindly to any smart arse put down of Pres Kadyrov). Still blissfully ignorant she gushed on "I could feel the spirit of the people and I could see that everyone was so happy," she said. "Happy birthday, Mr President!" she reportedly banged on, making her A-OK for her return trip VISA to receive a big stamping at the exit only terminal. Firing most of her top peeps came very soon after discovering that the Pres in question wasn't Obama; and a further surprise and blow for the geographically challenged Swank came as she finally realised that she hadn't even been in the U.S.of A. at some Occupy Somewhere fund razing caper.

Swankie swooning Ramzan

Ah...Hollywood spoon fed liberals with their surround-sound sycophant choir. Really, they shouldn't be allowed out of LA. Oh...where was she? Somewhere east called Chechnya, where the sound of a Russki tank still makes the Islamic sphincter quiver.
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