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Friday, November 18, 2011

Jesus? "Quickly, Nurse. Oscar's Finger Injection"!

"Dressed all in black, wearing a crucifix and reading from a battered notebook the alleged gunman said: "You see Ophrah, there is still so much more that God needs me to express to the world. It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I'm the modern day Jesus Christ that you have all been waiting for."
Jesus? More an escapee from the rag-tags of OWS.
No laddie, you're absolutely not what anyone's been standing in line holding their breathes for. Now you just listen to nursey and count up to ten while she gives you a wee surprise!


Besides, Oscar Ortega-Hernandez; though no scholar of the Good Book, wasn't J of Nazareth more of a turning-the-other-cheek kinda guy? Trying to sling-shot Pontius Pilate or other Roman heavies while on his lecture tours of Jerusalem, Judea and Samaria, just wasn't his scene my boy.

Jesus by Rembrandt.

Photos: (Copyright Control).