BBC Sport - Ban corrupt countries from cricket - Ex-ICC anti-corruption chief: Former International Cricket Council anti-corruption chief Lord Condon believes countries who fail to control their players should be banned from international cricket. Condon was speaking in the wake of the jailing of three Pakistan players found guilty of of conspiracy to cheat and conspiracy to accept corrupt payments. 
Young Cricketer. "Yes, I cocked one off the splice in the gully and the blighter gathered it."
Father. "Yes, but how did you get out? Were you caught, stumped or bowled, or what?"
Cartoon from Punch, 21 July 1920.
Father. "Yes, but how did you get out? Were you caught, stumped or bowled, or what?"
Cartoon from Punch, 21 July 1920.
Ah...the mystery of leather on willow. In what is called a Test Match, you'll need to have five days spare if you really want to savor each and every minute. Baseball it's not!
