"Lobsters have no vocal cords. It's just not possible for them to "scream" in a way we hear. The sound you may hear is expanding air bubbles trapped in their shells expanding and finding an avenue of escape from their bodies while they boil."
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| There's a good chap; can you smash my little brain out first? |
Well...so just expanding air bubbles not screaming makes it OK then? I've never been a fan of the marine cockroach family, but it's not exactly Buddhist boiling them or anything alive. For those who don't have a problem with third degree burn water meets creature of the sea, perhaps (if male) a quaint medieval boiling oil dipping of your bare bum and gooles into a cast iron receptacle, might reform your culinary ways.
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| Ah...just the very thing, though a tad too hot for French fries. |
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