Who's The Mad Bastards?

Childhood shyness could be reclassified as a mental disorder under controversial new guidelines. Depression after bereavement and behaviour now seen as eccentric or unconventional will also become ‘medicalised’.
Oh...and yawning, getting out of the shower without clothes, smelling a book and scratching your ass could also get you into the Inquisitors Book of Bollocks! Just who the fuck are these descendants of witch burners and professional labelers anyway?

Yeah...she got the answer wrong...oh, the question was:
The price of a curly-wurly in Timbuktu?
 

Their bible; the Fifth Edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, written by  psychiatrists and psychologists; aka the very same Doctor Del-oo-dius white coats who should have themselves sectioned immediately and placed in appropriate attire.

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