Egypt: Loads Of Green Backs, Yes...Democratic Demons, Nope!

Stoking tensions with Washington, an Egyptian Cabinet minister has accused the United States of directly funding nonprofit groups to create chaos in the country following last year's ouster of longtime leader and U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak, according to comments published in state-owned newspapers on Tuesday (AP).

No jokin' ... it was this big, wet and slippery...
and twice as long as a mad mullah's beard!

Er...the "non profit groups" have been trying to sell you Arab Springers the quaint old idea of democracy. I know...that somehow doesn't cut it with the Muslim Brotherhood and other 7th century adherents. As for the "to create chaos" bit; well we Westies are but amatures in any competition with you Muslim tossers!
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