MANCHESTER, N.H. – Seeing their last chance to take out the front-runner before the critical Republican presidential primary vote in New Hampshire on Tuesday, Mitt Romney's rivals are pulling out all the stops...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...but what a bunch to pick from! You've got your asset strippin' carpetbagging blow any way to get a vote, Mitt the shit Romney. If you can detect any principles in this Stetford husband you should immediately cease whatever you're smokin'.
Then there's the Newt: Embedded in DC concrete while sellin' himself as made-over man. As pompous and clever a dick as you'll ever happen upon; been in and out of every nook and cranny of that disfunctioning, pocket-lining place.
Who else? The no talkin' an'chooin' at the same time Texan... Next!
Then there's Ricky the vote surging surfer, just straight out the box from Iowa: Now...anyone who thinks that the world was made 5,623 or so years ago...Next!
The Huntsman: A pity that he won't be picked. Mostly because a goodly swathe of the GOP don't like their President to have anything resembling an intellect; and knowing that the world isn't flat and be able to prove that there are countries outside the US of A is a distinct disadvantage for this chap.
Lastly and least of all there's yer Dr Dread: aka Ron Paul: Deluded and therefore dangerous...or rather he would be if he stood any chance of sniffin' the bacon...
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