Eat It! No Don't!

Fried food heart risk 'a myth'
It is a "myth" that regularly eating fried foods causes heart attacks, researchers have found, as long as you use olive oil or sunflower oil.

Same again please with a side of mushrooms.Ta.

Ah the food boffins. One year a plate of turnip will make you turn into a sheep and contribute to Polar ice cap retreat...the next? Fuck knows.
Just eat what you like and tell 'em where to stuff their sweetmeats.
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