"Zionists are behind, climate change, too much salt in the sea and my sagging man-hood"! The claim came during a tirade against Israel, in which Ahmadinejad accused Zionists of sowing conflict, publishing offensive cartoons and "lying about being Jewish." This among other musings he shared at a news conference in Tehran. "Because religion means brotherhood, friendship and respecting other divine religions," he said, without as much as a hint of a smirk. "These Zionists are an organised minority who have infiltrated the world. They are not even a 10,000-strong organisation," he said just before the last dee-lish bite on his lox and cream-cheese bagel.
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| Thinks: There are only10,000 Zionists...but we Muslims are over one billion! So why do I do-do my pants at the very thought of them? |

