Big Surprise For Simple Folk: MI6 'worked with Gaddafi regime.'

 "Evidence has emerged of close cooperation between British intelligence and the former Gaddafi regime.
Papers discovered in Tripoli apparently show that MI6 gave Muammar Gaddafi's security service information on Libyan dissidents living in the UK."
"Tony habebe, what was the winner of the 2.30 at Newmarket yesterday?" Gosh Gaffers, I'm well...I'm not really sure about horse racing and that betting stuff, or are you," side glancing, then speaking in little whispers "or are you, you know... speaking in er, code?" "Oh Tony, Tony, you are a real pack of the jocks," "Eh, perhaps you mean jokes, Gaffers...jokes. Now Remember, class is at 15.00hrs prompt, my best star pupil!"

Now you promised...no tongues.

In Tony Blair's desert tent meeting with Gaddafi in 2004, Britain is said to have helped the Libyan dictator with his speech-writing, spelling and declining verbs. Oh and the odd matey telephone calls between British and Libyan security might have happened a few times a day/night. When questioned by the press, the present British Foreign Secretary Willy Hague said, "Yes I know about some alleged CIA/rendition documents. Tribal  mischief making. And who really cares about about some Jihadists having their testes tingled a bit... Anyway...I was out every night at my local Yorkshire pub and not in Government then, so I'm not in the frame! Go ask Blair or that scowling, sour faced Scots fella about what was happening behind the scenes at that time with Libyan's top Intelligence chap, Musa Kusa." he remarked, before trotting off gleefully.