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| Hmmm...if only I'd nudged him a tad as the train pulled in. |
Ed Miliband has been under the knife to help improve his sleep apnoea, a problem that, along with that twit in No11, had given he and wifie many sleepless nights. The Labour leader suffers from the common condition of all politicians: banging on endlessly on subjects that are completely alien to them. There had been speculation that the operation was also intended to improve Ed's nose, voice, listening skills and patch up things with senior bro, Dave the Sulker. "And It didn't change his thing and nor was it intended to." huffed a lick spittle flunky. Well 'twas rather a waste of a surgeon and knife then. (Photo: Telegraph, UK)
