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| Oh cripes...if I hadn't been Tory Boy I'd have pinched her bum. |
UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, who has always strenuously denied ever having the adolescent hots for a lady that was never for turning, has said that the Middle East faces the usual predictable stuff. Like never missing the opportunity to slag each other off and the usual suspects from a crowd scene in Lawrence of Arabia, endlessly bleating on about some 9sq ft of lost, hilly scrub land. Only good for goats, sheep and religious folks, up until 1967 this out-crop of stones and rock was previously known by anyone who could read a map, as the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan.
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| The Flag of Jordan |
Mysteriously and mischievously name-changed one night to the catchy West Bank, by PLO Palies and their Allies... subsequently this name was adopted through world ignorance and the usual political shenanigans at the UN. Meanwhile, back at the black-tie evening: "If...just for once," sighed stubble chinned Willy, "they'd just all stop pissing on the chips and raise their game past first term kinder garden, all of this crap would soon be consigned to the locker room of historical lunacies". ((Photo above: Telegraph,UK)
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| What twat first said: 'life's a beach'? |
