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Aye, that we have laddie. And how's it done you'll be thinkin'? Well... preferably we want a native born Fifer, IE: a native of The Kingdom 'o Fife but really, any living East Coaster will do. They folk especially like the sound o' an extra poundie or twa jinglin' in their pockets. Now... the serious scientific bitty: We hae ten or so 'o them sat blindfolded an' it couldnae be simpler laddie! Just a wee drap 'o 1 part in 10,000,000,000 under their noses, and wa'oot fail they'll tell you if it's a bootleg baby, our one of our own from the Highlands and Islands of Auld Scotia!
