A new dinosaur the size of a house cat and described as a cross between "a bird, a vampire and a porcupine" has been identified. And had it still been around, the same pond life swamp dwellers who keep pet alligators til they get bored and then release them beside a supermarket, would be the first in line to buy one at their local PET PRATS R US.
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| It's not a ferret, so don't be slippin' it down inside your trousers. |
