JP Morgan Chase CEO: "we were sloppy"!
Two days after JP Morgan Chase & Co revealed it lost billions of dollars on bad trades, CEO Jamie Dimon said the embattled bank was "sloppy" and had committed "errors in judgment. But we intend to fix it and learn from it and be a better company when it's done."
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| Oh what a sloppy boy, Jamie. |
So...you were a bit sloppy and you're going to "learn from it"? Jamie my boy, sloppy is a word one would reach for when perhaps one was not formally attired at some important function; or perhaps a plate of watery and unappetizing food like sloppy stew was placed before one in a posh eatery.
Regarding you and your comrade clowns, one might reach for some other words; like...oh lets see. How about, you tossers are smug, arrogant chancers, who are up to your old, repellent, unreconstructed ways? Perhaps being dropped on your heads from the top floor of your very plush building might be a tad careless and sloppy.
You and your fellow incompetents couldn't be in charge of Nathan's hot dogs and fries at Coney Island. Just walk...before you're all pushed.
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Regarding you and your comrade clowns, one might reach for some other words; like...oh lets see. How about, you tossers are smug, arrogant chancers, who are up to your old, repellent, unreconstructed ways? Perhaps being dropped on your heads from the top floor of your very plush building might be a tad careless and sloppy.
You and your fellow incompetents couldn't be in charge of Nathan's hot dogs and fries at Coney Island. Just walk...before you're all pushed.
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