And I Suppose They Don't Fart?

Iran-Linked Firm Paid 

Top Obama Aide $100,000!

Er...I've no memory of a well stuffed brown paper envelope...but I did
have a Po' Boy wrap for lunch that day and spent most of the day
in the rest room.
(Photo: Getty)

While the Obama administration is fiddling as Iran's Genocide Jo builds his nukes, one of Obama's most senior aides was paid $100,000 by a company doing business with Iran just before joining the White House staff, The Washington Post reported on Monday. White House senior adviser David Plouffe (photo above) received the speaking fee from Africa's largest wireless phone operator, MTN Group for two speeches he made, the company and administration officials confirmed. Plouffe managed Obama's 2008 presidential campaign and has been an important behind-the-scenes player in the 2012 race. There has been no suggestion that Plouffe violated any law or regulation, he's just your every day Washington wanker. 
Then there's this Harry man-of-principle Reid chap. Oh...but wait a mo...

Harry Reid. A man who's never
linked the word stone and glass house...

Reid opposed the legalization of online poker, but then changed his position; a move that couldn't have been influenced by the hundreds of thousands of dollars Las Vegas casinos contributed to his re-election campaign...could it? 
Harry Reid: who personally is not short of a dollar or two without every having left the toilet, should now keep his friggin' hypocritical mouth clamped! (Photos: Copyright Control)