Secret Service lapses require a rigorous, independent probe!
So gasps the Boston Globe with it's neck veins popping. The Secret Service, the male contingent anyway, has 99.9% testosterone cruising through their pipes, so what do you expect? Given that some past US Presidents couldn't keep the snake away from the charmer, it's not so surprising that some of the chaps get frisky away from home from time to time. Now they want to lie detector them and after then what?
Look...the Secret Service put their lives on the line every day; so you foaming mouthed media types, who's biggest danger is dropping your iPad on your big toe, should all stop behaving like frenzied schoolboys who have had their first flash of teacher's cleavage.
