CHAV SAYS: I'M PSYCHIC!

CHAV THE THUG'S BIGGY! It's election time in some far off South American country and the current Pres (who not so long ago, wanted to do a Cuban Fidel and be Presidenti for life) says that, if he's defeated at the well stuffed ballot boxes, he'll accept the verdict. It's handy when you know the outcome beforehand when making such pronouncements. If the tenth rate Lefty doesn't win again, I'll be down the local mosque making inquiries.

Have all the bastards who opposed me shot!

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Israel: Major Breakthrough!

Israeli University Researcher Invents Side-Effect-Free Family Of Drugs!
A synthetic, anti-inflammatory and anti-allergic family of drugs to combat a variety of illnesses while avoiding harmful side effects has been developed by Hebrew University Medical Faculty heart researcher Prof. Saul Yedgar of the Institute for Medical Research Israel-Canada. Inflammatory and allergic diseases affect billions of people around the world, and treatments for them are a major focus of the pharmaceutical industry. Currently, the most common drugs used to treat these numerous diseases are steroids, which are potent but associated with severe side effects. These include metabolic changes (weight gain, increased blood pressure and type II diabetes), organ-specific effects (glaucoma, cataracts and thin bones) and even psychotrophic side effects (depression and psychosis).

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NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

TURKEY TROTS. Just what you expect from the Islamist idiots. 12,000 plus rockets INTENTIONALLY fired at Israel form that Hamas Hell Hole aka the Gaza Strip and barely a word from the UN et al...but a few strays from Syria land on some Turkey turnips and they're ready to start a war!

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ISLAMIST SUPER STARS REUNION!

Update on: Blind Boy Bomber aka Omar Abel-Raham
To boost Obama's appeasment cred with the Muslim masses, the U.S. State Dept. is actively considering negotiations with the Egyptian government for the transfer of custody of Omar Abdel-Rahman, also known as “the Blind Sheikh,” But all is not what it seems. I have it from a very reliable source that in fact, Blind Boy and Hamza the Hook - who is soon headed to New York - will go straight into the studio to cut new stuff for a their forthcoming album. Some previous favs such as "Isotope For The Infidel" will be remixed by non other than Death Cult Crew and Muslim Mojo right after the Freedom Tour. Can't wait to hear it! 

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ISLAMIST FINALLY HOOKED!

Terror Tosser Extradited to U.S.
Abu Hamza al-Muasri, which in Arabic loosely translates to He Of The Hook; wanted everywhere except Pluto, will be banged up in the U.S. til the Muslim Brotherhood open a chain of pubs in Egypt and march in a Gay Pride parade...

Yes, I have trouble wipin' my own ass.

Marathon Folk And Their "Depends" Future?

Marathon Runners At Risk Of Incontinence!
While many marathon runners, male and female, may be preoccupied with shin splints, chafing and blisters come race day, one thing they may not consider is their bladder health. "Added stress on the body that comes with running a marathon can cause urinary stress incontinence problems during the race or later in life," said Dr Melinda Abernethy.
SO, NOW THERE'S GOOD SCIENCE BEHIND ME BEING A COUCH POTATO!

Did I finish, get nearly finished or just piss myself?

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IT'S ALL JUST NUMBERS, FOLKS.

What Number Is Halfway Between 1 and 9? Is it 5—or 3? 
Ask adults from the industrialized world what number is halfway between 1 and 9, and most will say 5. But pose the same question to small children, or people living in some traditional societies, and they're likely to answer 3. Cognitive scientists theorize that that's because it's actually more natural for humans to think logarithmically than linearly: 30 is 1, and 32 is 9, so logarithmically, the number halfway between them is 31, or 3. Are you following this? Nope? More homework for you lot tonight then!

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