Jesus? "Quickly, Nurse. Oscar's Finger Injection"!

"Dressed all in black, wearing a crucifix and reading from a battered notebook the alleged gunman said: "You see Ophrah, there is still so much more that God needs me to express to the world. It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I'm the modern day Jesus Christ that you have all been waiting for."

Jesus? More an escapee from the rag-tags of OWS.

No laddie, you're absolutely not what anyone's been standing in line holding their breathes for. Now you just listen to nursey and count up to ten while she gives you a wee surprise!

Besides, Oscar Ortega-Hernandez; though no scholar of the Good Book, wasn't J of Nazareth more of a turning-the-other-cheek kinda guy? Trying to sling-shot Pontius Pilate or other Roman heavies while on his lecture tours of Jerusalem, Judea and Samaria, just wasn't his scene my boy.

Jesus by Rembrandt.

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Obama's Aussie Adventure...

 "The US President's trip has been all about muscling up to Beijing, with Australia urging him on. Hamish McDonald, Matt Wade, John Garnaut and Tom Allard report.

How about some Marines in Israel, Obama?

With Barack Obama sending a US Marine Corps ''Air Ground Task Force'' on regular station in Darwin, a line from the movie Crocodile Dundee seems appropriate: ''This is a knife.'' (Sydney Morning Herald)

OK...so Obama's flexing a bit and sending some Marines who'll be up in sweaty, swampy Darwin. All fine by me, Mr President. But Israel is the only nation in the world which is daily under threat of annihilation. The US Navy from time to time, visits Israel's main port of Haifa. Around 150 US personnel are at any one time somewhere in the country, but there's no US bases anywhere in Israel. If America wasn't so dependent on Arab oil do you think there would bases in the Gulf and thousands of the US military on mission impossible? Nope. (Another good reason to drill at home and pipe from Canada).

On the USS Mason, Haifa, Israel. CMDR. Adan G. Cruz  And
CMDR. Kevin M. Robinson handing over command.

A few thousand marines on a permanent base around Ashdod or Askelon would help concentrate the minds of Hamas and Iran.
Israel (only slightly larger than New Jersey), is the only democracy in the region. Surviving against all the odds, it's America's natural and only true ally.
Meanwhile largely because of oil, the US military is stationed and fighting in the sandy wastes of permanently dysfunctioning Islamic regimes, each more vile than the next. Cracker-pot countries with their leaders who hate democracy and the west; this mirage of a marriage and contortion of convenience, is based mostly on America's need and Arab greed.
The next resident of the Whitehouse must finally act to end this perverse coupling.

For more info on US Navy/Israeli co-operation:  http://www.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=43253
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Gingrich's Brief Affair With Freddie Mac...

"The former speaker of the House, in an interview on The Washington Times-affiliated “America’s Morning News,” said the Freddie Mac contracts were only a small part of the consulting work he did, and he flatly denied lobbying Congress on behalf of his client. Congressionally-chartered Freddie Mac and counterpart Fannie Mae received massive taxpayer bailouts in the wake of the 2008 housing market meltdown."

Gringy reportedly said,  "I'd call $1.5 million loose change all things considered." And he'd have a point considering the $100 million the current ship wreckers of the doomed ship F&F are raking in. How in the hell did anyone in this land of free enterprise ever conceive of this blotted, $ gobbling behemoth. Even the Soviets wouldn't have given you the price of a cheap room in a Siberian Gulag for it.
Just buy everyone a house in Hawaii, call the vet and put the clapped-out circus down.    

NATO Just Hands Libya To Islamist!

 "Qatar has helped the Libyan Islamists since the civil war began. The tiny Gulf country is home to Sheikh Yousef al-Qaradawi, the radical Muslim Brotherhood theologian who calls himself the “Mufti of martyrdom operations.”

Arab Spring? That bollocks is for the western dupes.

One of his close colleagues in Qatar, Sheikh Ali Sallabi, oversaw the Brotherhood’s support to the rebels and is arguably the most influential cleric in Libya today. In keeping with Brotherhood strategy, Sallabi portrays himself as a harmless moderate. A former member of the Tripoli Municipal Governing Council said, “He is just hiding his intentions. He says one thing to the BBC and another to Al-Jazeera. If you believe him, then you don’t know the Muslim Brotherhood."
Read fully at: http://frontpagemag.com/
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NYT's Enema Enterprise, Acme Inc.

Iran's slippered Storm Troopers, goose steppin'
in Tehran. 

             "To Stop Iran, Lean On Israel" (Opinion, NYT).

where consistently missing the point is an art form.
Anyone who would want to have this rag as back-up
toilet paper let alone read the friggin' twaddle in
the shit-sheet, can now
join their local Jihad Jerk-Offs at the NYT's new office
of Enema Enterprise. With the editor's blessing in Arabic,
 they can also purchase a one way
ticket to Totally Tehran or Jig-a-Jig Jeddah.

    

Now Obama...What'll Be Your Next Excuse?

Nebraska lawmakers vote to reroute oil pipeline | Reuters: "The Nebraska legislature on Wednesday voted 45-0 to advance a proposed law that would reroute the $7 billion TransCanada Keystone XL pipeline, avoiding the SandHills and Ogallala aquifer that environmental groups and many residents fear could be polluted by a spill. Under the bill, the state would pay for a new environmental study for a new route for the pipeline, which would carry crude oil from Canada's oilsands area to Texas refineries."

Ok...I'll show this to the President so he knows what one
looks like...yeah, right after he's had afternoon tea and
English muffins with his fab-fav environmentalist cronies.

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Ban Smoking In Motor Vehicles? Hm....

Ban Smoking In Motor Vehicles Urge UK Doctors: "The British Medical Association is calling for a total ban on smoking in private motor vehicles, setting out what it describes as "compelling evidence" to support such a move to protect the health of the public, and vulnerable groups such as children and the elderly in particular.

Yeah... but at least I'm not shaving, putting on lippy
or iPhoning me bird.

Now... I don't smoke, but if having a fag at the wheel keeps nervy twitchin' at bay and a mega desire to do this; (see below)

let 'em puff a Camel, you Docs of Doom!

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