Missing Genes? Well It Could Cause Laziness!

"Researchers at McMaster University in Canada, have found people missing certain genes that control muscle protein could be more susceptible to becoming lazy and lethargic. (International Business Times).

In an experiment carried out on couch potatoes, researchers saw that removing genes and forth day boxers produced extreme irritation in couchy slumpers. An enzyme produced in non lazy gym freaks showed that while exercising, their brains showed non linear distribution of grey stuff; actually leaving gymies more weak and unable to run as fast as their couchy counterparts. An enigma or perhaps an enema; the researchers await their Indian vindaloo force feed experiment result to accurately announce their findings.

Yes my dearest one...but it's me genes.

Also it was noted that mice generally like to run when the cat's in harvest mode. Researchers also found there was significant differences between those who liked an extremely hot curry and those who didn't get one. Further research needs many more spondoolies, so remain in your appropriate places until told to do otherwise.

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Freddie 65...

 
Farrokh Bulsara aka Freddie Mercury, who died in 1991 would have been 65.

Queen 1970: John Deacon (rear) Brian May,
Roger Taylor and Freddie.


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Big Surprise For Simple Folk: MI6 'worked with Gaddafi regime.'

 "Evidence has emerged of close cooperation between British intelligence and the former Gaddafi regime.
Papers discovered in Tripoli apparently show that MI6 gave Muammar Gaddafi's security service information on Libyan dissidents living in the UK."
"Tony habebe, what was the winner of the 2.30 at Newmarket yesterday?" Gosh Gaffers, I'm well...I'm not really sure about horse racing and that betting stuff, or are you," side glancing, then speaking in little whispers "or are you, you know... speaking in er, code?" "Oh Tony, Tony, you are a real pack of the jocks," "Eh, perhaps you mean jokes, Gaffers...jokes. Now Remember, class is at 15.00hrs prompt, my best star pupil!"

Now you promised...no tongues.

In Tony Blair's desert tent meeting with Gaddafi in 2004, Britain is said to have helped the Libyan dictator with his speech-writing, spelling and declining verbs. Oh and the odd matey telephone calls between British and Libyan security might have happened a few times a day/night. When questioned by the press, the present British Foreign Secretary Willy Hague said, "Yes I know about some alleged CIA/rendition documents. Tribal  mischief making. And who really cares about about some Jihadists having their testes tingled a bit... Anyway...I was out every night at my local Yorkshire pub and not in Government then, so I'm not in the frame! Go ask Blair or that scowling, sour faced Scots fella about what was happening behind the scenes at that time with Libyan's top Intelligence chap, Musa Kusa." he remarked, before trotting off gleefully.  

Keys Anyone?

Bran, you key cretin paw plonker!   

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Texas: New Smog Capital!

The Texas panel in charge of enforcing state environmental regulations cheered President Barack Obama's decision Friday to scrap a tougher clean-air regulation aimed at reducing health-threatening smog that had drawn consistent fire from Gov. Rick Perry.(Houston Chronicle)

Chimney blocked, sir...Mary's sent me over.

"Now we can get some of them English chimney sweepin' boys up our big, big Texan chimneys," gushed a smog lover. But more smog and air pollution will add to more children and adults having respiratory illnesses, Gov. Perry. "Look you non Lone Star saddo; Obama baloney would kill jobs in this great nation, ah state of ours. There's always got to be a few sacrificed on ma work creation miracle; stoop labor, dollar-a-day work never hurt ma pappy none back in Paint Creek days. Anyways, when I'm President and scrap this failin' union thing, Jim Bowie will be a nobody." But...surely you must have had some good times when you were a Democrat hanging out with Al Gore...you know...when you chaired Al's campaign back in '88 in the presidential primaries?
A sure hope that little philosophic laps back then, doesn't put a dent in the Gov's Davy Crockett presidential hope hat.

Miss Poppins? Got a Raccoon stuck up it. Yeah, an urchin boy sweep asap. 

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Turkey? No Thanks!

 "A day after leaked extracts of the report into last year's commando raid appeared in the media, Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu said the government in Ankara had decided on a series of steps as a mark of protest. Although the UN report has yet to be released, Turkey's President, Abdullah Gul, said Ankara would reject it, regarding it as "null and void". The Israeli government indicated it would accept most of the findings, but claimed vindication over its right to impose a blockade on the Palestinian territory run by Hamas. (The Australian)

Turkey. The present government are Stealth Islamists who have learned from the likes of the Muslim Brotherhood how easy it is to hide their real agenda from naive western politicians like: Tony Blair

Turkey? Love it!

and: Jimmy Carter.

Turkey Tony? Yeah me too
but I'm more a nut man ma'sel'.

Along with their many numptie clones, who all continually confuse reptiles with roe deer. Enough said. 

Exodus One...

"Ancient axes hint at earlier 'out-of-Africa' exodus. The Acheulian did not accompany the first human dispersal from Africa despite being available at the time," the researchers conclude. Indeed, the new-and-improved super tools didn't show up in Asia, the Middle East or Europe until at least half-a-million years later. Why? (Nature) 

Answer: They forgot to take them or couldn't fit them in the car? But perhaps a tad more likely; you chaps just haven't found them yet! Reason? Because there are only a few of you digging away for a few months of the year in areas a little bit bigger than your back garden.
Lead author C.J.Lepre gets surprised easily. In fact most folk of a scientific persuasion always seem have an over abundance of the surprise gene. Our old family ancestry had near the brain capacity as we latter day tree swingers, then logically they didn't just hunt, sleep, sex and scratch their bums for hundreds of thousands of years. The oldies of this earth perhaps did somewhat more thinking and doing than they are ever given credit for. I presume that C.L.Lepre wouldn't leave his new power tool behind when moving house, so why would these people leave behind the equivalent?
Less surprise, more imagination and a little more humility from you profs and boffins of modern times...for those long lost ones, would also have looked up at that ancient night sky and wondered...

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