Obama Will Investigate Leaks (Allegedly)!
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| No leaky from me! |
A spokesperson from comrade Obama's The New Party Democratic Party - their DC office conveniently located adjacent to a Plumbers,Whoppers and Retreading facility said; "We can very much hope guarantee that not one drop of classified or sensitive information has ever dripped from the President's hose pipe. Indeed, even as I plough this field of turds, our President has this very hour, dropped every other hot tottie to take personal control of the cover up investigation. The report of his findings has already been written, published and totally accepted by our friends non partisan media. So, rest easy my fellow Americans, rest easy; the security of the nation is safely in our sieve". (Photo: Copyright Control)
