PAINTERS WANTED: NEED TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL!

Paintball Pellets Could Deflect an Asteroid from Destroying Earth?
Why? Because though shooting the paintball would draw it slightly off course, having sunlight bounce off the asteroid would move it even more over time. According to MIT egg-head Paek, in his proposal he used the asteroid Apophis as a theoretical test case. According to astronomical observations, this 27-gigaton rock may come close to Earth in 2029, and then again in 2036. Paek determined that five tons of paint would be required to cover the massive asteroid, which has a diameter of 1,480 feet. He used the asteroid's period of rotation to determine the timing of pellets, launching a first round to cover the front of the asteroid, and firing a second round once the asteroid's backside is exposed. As the pellets hit the asteroid's surface, they would burst apart, splattering the space rock with a fine, five-micrometer-layer of paint. PS: Paek says he has never had anything stronger than a cup of herb tea.

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WANTED FOR MANSLAUGHTER AND TREACHERY!

It has emerged that the White House as well as other members of the military KNEW what was going on in Benghazi in REAL TIME! Obviously someone had to say, “Don’t go rescue them.” It's on record that three urgent requests from the CIA annex a mile away for military back-up during the attack on the U.S. Consulate and subsequent attack nearly seven hours later were denied! If they were in a court room, they would all be jailed for perjury for peddling total lies for weeks. THEY ARE MORALLY BANKRUPT AND SHOULD BE BOOTED OUT OF OFFICE COME NOVEMBER!

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HILLARY'S SWORD ACT FOR OBAMA'S ASS!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ordered additional security for the U.S. mission in Benghazi ahead of the terrorist attack but the orders were never carried out, according to “legal counsel” to Clinton who spoke to best-selling author Ed Klein. Those same sources also say former President Bill Clinton has been “urging” his wife to release official State Department documents that prove she called for additional security at the compound in Libya, which would almost certainly result in President Obama losing the election.

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MESSAGE FROM MECCA...

Follow Teachings Of Islam To Promote Peace And Brotherly Love?
So said Saudi Arabia's Grand Mufti, Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh when he called upon the Muslim community to follow the teachings of Islam. It must have slipped the Mufti mind that little bit he once said about burning down every church still left on Arab land, as well as that titchy portion after prayers, roughly translating to shooting the ass off every Infidel. Amnesia has it's benefits.

If you come down with case of camel trots, bend over facing west.

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TIGERS AND THE HOT SAUCE SCENARIO.

"Everything that the West has done to appease Muslims has worked as well as a man jumping into a tiger cage and pouring meat sauce all over his body. Each act of appeasement only makes Muslim violence necessary and inevitable." Click the link below to find out if Obama's got a Michelin star.

A tad too radical, I'd say.

http://frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/obamas-greatest-foreign-policy-error/

LITTLE AND BIG SATAN AT IT AGAIN!

The US, Israel Blamed By Iran For Syria Civil War!
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei also warned Western powers not to intervene in the conflict as they got there first. In his Christmas and Hanukkah message to Muslims performing the annual hajj pilgrimage to Mecca, he charges that the civil war, which he characterized as "young Muslims killing each other," is a "crime initiated by the United States and Israel." 
Ah..the Beard has spoken, and the man from Mullahville points at Little & Big Satan for all that Muslim on Muslim bad attitude stuff going down in Syria. I guess all the suicide bomber belts, much favored by Islam's Shia V Sunni ongoing tribal tiff, have Made in USA stamped on them? The 19 month BOOM-a-BOOM competition in Syria and the race to 72 virgins across the Arab world and beyond, don't need any help from us. You bastards are top of the class and always score an "A" in the mutual madness column.

We're a few items short for our nuke building prog. Anyone here got a...

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AMERICA'S COMING OF AGE?

 Whoever wins the poison chalice and becomes the U.S. President, who in America or elsewhere, would have said 10 years ago that a back man and a Mormon would have gotten onto the ballot paper, never mind contesting for the big job. And you know what? It certainly couldn't have happened in ANY country you care to mention in Europe; where even today they still much prefer the old tribal warfare routine...though they've moved out of the trenches. So Yanks, do stop beating yourselves up so much!

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