Not The Chemical Brothers!

‘ISRAEL WILL GO TO WAR IF HEZBOLLAH

 GETS CHEMICAL WEAPONS’

Hezbollah: Part of Islam's Death Cult Crew and
Iran's terrorist Lebanese based poodle.

"The moment we see that the Syrians transfer chemical and biological weapons to Hezbollah, this is a red line for us and from our point of view it"s a clear 'casus belli,'"  Israeli  Foreign Minister, Lieberman warned the EU-Israel Association Council meeting in Brussels on Tuesday, using the Latin expression justifying war. Opposition forces in Syria have said Assad has moved chemical weapons to the northern border. (A7News)
And the European Union still considers Hezbollah a political group and not a terrorist entity? I guess the Leftie and liberal limpos of Europe need some proof. I suppose a few booms and bangs in a few of their cities might convince even some of the Islamist apologists among them that whither they call themselves Hezbollah or Hamas, they are all Jihad Jerk-offs, born from the Plague of Islam. 

The unholy trinity (left to right): Hezbollah's Hassan Nasrallah, Assad and
the Nasrallah's boss: Iran's Genocide Jo aka Ahmadinejad. 

They're all the same shit, swimming together in the same sewer and are the enemy of all democratic societies...more especially Israel: being the sole representative of this form of government in the Middle East, now and probably ever.
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I'm Illegal: And I'd Kinda Like Flying Lessons...

Illegal Aliens Get Their Wings!

So...you don't need to learn the tricky landing bit, Abdul?

Rep. Mike Rogers (R.-Ala.), chairman of the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Transportation Security, said he found a new Government Accountability Office report "amazing."

"We have cancer patients, Iraq War veterans and Nobel Prize winners all forced to undergo rigorous security checks before getting on an airplane," said Rogers, "and at the same time, ten years after 9/11, there are foreign nationals in the United States trained to fly just like Mohammed Atta and the other 9/11 hijackers did, and not all of them are getting a security background check." 

The security failure was laid at the doorstep of the TSA’s Alien Flight Student Program (AFSP), a screening program created after 9/11 for non-citizens or permanent residents attempting to enroll at American flight schools. It was found that AFSP had not bothered to screen applicants against the Terrorist Screening Database until after the foreign nationals had completed flight training; an omission the GAO called a “weakness” in the system. (C) Frank Crimi   

A friggin' "weakness"? No...a "weakness" is when you don't share a morsel and scoff a mega bar of  

all by yourself in a one-er.

If any of these tubes still has a job it's a bloody travesty; for the incompetent, lazy prats would struggle behind a Dollar Tree check out. Fire the lot, starting at the top!

I'm new here: Now...do I charge a customer before or
after a purchase?

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Tuesday Toon #14

Chuck Berry.

Featured Track: Rock And Roll Music.
"If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'."- John Lennon. 
Charles Edward Anderson "Chuck" Berry (born October 18, 1926) is an American guitarist, singer and songwriter, and one of the first pioneers of rock and roll music. With songs such as "Maybellene" (1955), "Roll Over Beethoven" (1956), "Rock and Roll Music" (1957) and "Johnny B. Goode" (1958). In 1963, Berry had several more hits, including "No Particular Place to Go". Berry refined and developed rhythm and blues into the major elements that made rock and roll music distinctive; his clever lyrics - often double entendre - focused on many different aspects of life and consumerism, when the staple then was "moon and June." Utilizing guitar solos and his own brand of showmanship that would be become a major influence on all subsequent rock music, Berry was among the first musicians to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on its opening in 1986. He laid the groundwork for not only a rock and roll sound but a rock and roll stance. Today – at the age of 86 – Chuck Berry continues to play live! (Wikipedia)

For his 60th birthday concert, among Berry's backing band: 

Eric Clapton, Robert Cray 

and Keith Richard...wearing a suit! 

For much more of Mr Berry, click the link: http://www.chuckberry.com/index.php

Gorillas Piss-Off Poachers!

Researchers working in Volcanoes National Park in Rwanda have filmed gorillas dismantling snares set by poachers to catch smaller game. Previously, anecdotal evidence had suggested that silverback gorillas had been seen dismantling snares.

Assemble an Ikea flat pack? Nope...I just take 'em apart.

In this instance it was two young blackback, mountain gorillas that were involved. The team, part of the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund's Karisoke Research Center, filmed first a silverback motioning towards the snare. Next, two young male blackbacks arrived on the scene, surveyed the situation, then proceeded to take apart the snare, avoiding being caught in it in the process. (Phys.org) (Photo:  Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund / gorillas.org)

A Tattoo, Singer, And The Song...

Singer With Nazi Tattoo Cancels Germany Appearance!

Oh... pretty please, do sing my fav: "Hitler, has only got one ball"

Russian singer Evgeny Nikitin has pulled out of one of the world's best-known opera events, the Bayreuth Festival in Germany, because he has a Nazi tattoo, organizers said on Sunday. Nikitin, 38, a bass-baritone, has "painted over" his Nazi tattoo, and it would not have been visible during his performance of Wagner's The Flying Dutchman. "This is a problem" Philipowski said. "Bayreuth has a bad history with the Nazis." (CNN)
Well dunk ma doughnut...no fuckin' kiddin'! 
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Palestinians: THE #1 Entitlement Freaks!

There is no other situation comparable anywhere in the world or indeed the Universe, where a group - the Palestinians - have been extended specific VIP status with their very own agency, a blank cheque and license to bleat endlessly to the world; which in turn, garners them the unbridled support of the radical loony Left, deluded liberals, Greens and of course the bewildered rag-tags of the OWS variety...oh and least I forget, the BBC.

Pali family fun; Yippee it's National Flag Burning Day!

This privilege is slavishly supported of course, by their army of totalitarian and despotic friends who are voting members at the UN; who when not up to their dubious pursuits, hang out in the corridors and coffee shops of that odious institution. Over the years, this scam of scams, has been continually expanding, and the largess now includes subsequent generations. During the time when they could have done something constructive and positive in the Pali so called West Bank or Gaza, instead the Palies through the years, have made an industry of terror, stupidity and corruption; while receiving and squandering their zillions of dollars in annual aid! The morally bankrupt entity - the UNWRA - who has endorsed and facilitated this Pali scam, has no intention of EVER ending the gravy train to the degenerate, dysfunctioning Islamofascist tossers!

Pali Nazis exercising their right arm.

The UNRWA states that despite the creation of the Palestinian Authority, Palestinians remain refugees; and as the UNRWA has huge financial and more especially political interest in maintaining this business of symbiotic fiction for as long as the Cosmos exists, don't expect anything to change this side of a asteroid strike. 
So...make this Number1 in the 2673 list of reasons to shut the friggin' UN sewer down! 

Ramadan Randy Cleric Caught Waving His Wand!

An Egyptian court on Saturday sentenced Ali Wanis, a Muslim cleric and ex-lawmaker, to 18 months in prison after he was found guilty of committing an “indecent act” in a car with a female university student. Wanis, however, can avoid jail by paying 1,500 Egyptian pounds ($250) in bail as the case goes to an appeal court. Wanis had won his seat in parliament through an ultraconservative Salafi coalition the official MENA news agency reported.
The Woman's punishment? Oh...as women are regarded in Islam's pecking order one notch slightly above a turd, she was probably given the old gardening routine!

The History Bit: Woman Stoning is a fine old Islamic Tradition, started from Mohammed’s era until the present time. Woman Stoning is a public event, often held with much excitement for the whole family to participate and watch. It's kinda like the Muslim Superbowl. Woman Stoning is happening right now all around the7th century Islamic world...not that the liberal Western media, radical Left or drum and bongo banging Sisterhood give a toss. They're much too busy supporting the Islamofascist regimes, slagging off democratic Israel and raising money for the guy below...

Hey Michelle... watch me whack that Bain Boy
with my fancy Islamic whoppin' stick!
So C-O-O-O-L!

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