Best Weight Loss Ways By Dr deFacts!

Hey, they never were our pants, but the
pic will sure encourage the 24/7
foodies to make that special
effort.

First: throw out the fridge, plates and cutlery...
but remember to keep a spoon.

See...not only do you save on
electric, but a spoon a day
keeps cake scoffing friends away.

Now you see what can happen
if you're too
 fast and keen, on your
 pounds off routine?
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"Madasabrush-66 is future proof! We know cause we've tested it already on Jan 3, 2015. Amazon Used-To-Be-A-Rainforest weight-loss formula is one of the strongest products we've ever studied, with test subjects safely losing an average of 250 pounds in 7 days without additional diet, exercise or being induced from their sofa coma. And as we're a dotty.org you know we're as trust worthy as any politician or banker. So my friends; spoon away these extra little love handles. And for keeping you focused, positive and alive though  the journey of screaming starvation; just keep seeking within your inner mind the picture of what you wish to be, rather than focusing on what you are truly becoming.

Strangers To Truth...

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Researchers have developed a prototype to detect fake web content. Do you go online to pay bills, shop,

transfer funds, sign up for classes, send email or instant messages or search for medical information? If so, then this is all completely irrelevant to you. But for fake and distorted  news? Check out below:

     Note the bluish spikes? That shows when they were caught out sailing near to the truth. Depending from which country the perpetrator of truth beamed from, outcomes for that individual could be rather different: e.g. the BBC: a slap on the wrist and tea/coffee duty for a month. The Peoples Democratic Republic of somewhere you'd not want be living: e.g. any country whose flag is flying here: Who knows...                                         

Graphene: The 'Wonder Material' To Replace Silicon!

'What we’ve found is that it's 3,000 times faster than silicon, so it can be three times bigger than what we had expected.' (IT PRO)

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"A call for you doctor. It's Bob from Boobie Boys in Hollywood". " Hey Frank, how's it goin'. Heard about Graphene? Not yet? No matter. Well, for a start you can give your spare dick of a nephew that new open top, for this Graphy stuff will have our boob enhancement biz go galactic! Yep, queue's round the block will be the norm. What's that?...what if it's carcinogenic? Hey Frank, you won't have the balls for this big buck biz if you've got Jiminy Cricket on your case".

Well actually, it's hoped it will be the replacement material for computer chips, but one never knows...

A Quicky Pull Out?... No Siree!

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The new American ambassador to Afghanistan took the oath of office on Monday, saying in a succinct but personal speech that the United States would start to pull back from its engagement here — but only gradually. (NY,Times) " Now...a want to make mysel' very clear, standin' here for the very first time addressin' you press assembled  folks. We can't just sling our hook you know. We've still got to arrange the village fete (Islam style of course) and that god-dam soccer re-match! Got our backsides booted so bad last year, and that's the number one reason why my so called predecessor to this ball-breaker of a country, got the ol' heavy-ho".

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"I'll have our boys practising at every opportunity night an' day; and I'm certainly not expectin' no curve ball surprises from their footie team. Ma intelligence communications people most reliably inform me that most of those village soccer fellas are often as not, plumb out of their trees, havin' too much affection for that ol' local field flower".

No Grasp Hillary Clinton 'Confident'!

US debt; ongoing saga:  A heap more borrowing is required to meet the government's agreed over the top spending plans. "It's ability to raise taxes is inhibiting us from being totally financially irresponsible under current laws, so we'll be changing these sissy rules ASAP," reported the Gov spokesperson with a very fetching neck tie. The Secretary of State who reluctantly remains Slick Willy's wife, waded into a subject completely beyond her acuity.  Obvious even to class dodgers with 85 days total schooling, her 'confident' statement betrayed a titchy problem with graph interpretation. (see above).  

Loads Of Water In Universe Discovered!

"'These findings are very exciting,' added co-discoverer Jason Glenn, from the University of Colorado. 'We not only detected water in the farthest reaches of the universe, but enough to fill Earth's oceans more than 100 trillion times.'" (Science a GoGo). That's great news Jas, but remember we lost the fins a while back so lets not have too much of your salty discovery down here
Meanwhile, Pete the plumber is very excited. "Hey Trace. Guess what. Way out in space-land, blokes with big telescopes have found loads of the wet stuff. Now here's the BIG one I've been waitin' for. Yeah, yeah so I'm a bit tight for cash up front, but Trace just think if a wins the tender; what a break"! For Pete the pipe man, a self taught, uninsured overconfident birk, an enhanced grasp of distance might just increase his understanding of the challenges posed. Nevertheless, 9/10 for enterprise.

WATER! The New Super Liquid!

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Just think. After only two weeks, incredible results were noted after the woman were allowed access to drinking water!

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Seventy per cent of women voluntarily taking part in Dr Ali-Aqua's test noticed an increase in their skin’s hydration. Mary P. from Acton, England was very typical of the praise, said:  "Parched? I should say so. Mouth and tongue Death Valley dry an' smelling like a badger's arse." But worth it? "Well, just you have a butchers at my pic! An aqua angle we call the doc. Now. you'll have to excuse moi as I'm off out clubbin' to find me a young chicken".