HOW MUCH CHICKEN IS IN YOUR CHICKEN?

According to some testing by a Canadian lab, Subway chicken contains less than 50 percent chicken DNA. From another perspective, the University of Guelph food scientist Ben Bohrer said he does not know how the products that the Marketplace investigation tested were made but he explained what is known as restructured products in the fast food industry. Restructured products are in essence ground meat or smaller pieces of meat that were bound together with other ingredients so they would last longer, taste better, and even cost cheaper.
Fighting back, Subway Canada said in a statement that they cannot confirm the veracity of the lab tests' results. The company said that its oven roasted chicken and chicken strips contain only 1 percent or less of soy protein, which it uses to stabilize mixture and texture. The company added that all of the chicken items it offers are 100 percent white meat chicken that has been marinated, oven-roasted and grilled.
"We tested our chicken products recently for nutritional and quality attributes and found it met our food quality standards," Subway said, adding that it will look into the matter with its supplier to ascertain that the chicken it offers to customers meet the highest standards it has set for all of its ingredients and menu items. Mine's a veggie burger, hold the mayo.

Hey! Do  I look like soy sausage?

ARE WE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE?

Let's get the dumbest and most arrogant of human questions out of the way a.k.a. are we alone in the universe? 
A model to help get your head around things. If you could count every grain of sand from ever beach and desert on earth, the number would still not add up to the number of stars in the known universe. And if only one advanced tech society existed in every know galaxy in the universe (ours being the Milky Way galaxy with a hundred billion suns, so that's us, folks) the universe would still be filled with billions of advanced life species. 
Now, having got that out of the way...the discovery of seven Earth-like planets orbiting a nearby star has really gotten everyone who has an interest in the possibility of space colonization thinking. Found by NASA's orbiting Spitzer Space Telescope and the ground-based TRAPPIST Telescope, there seems to be at least seven Earth-sized planets orbiting the star TRAPPIST-1.

The biggest surprise was that three or four of these planets are in the so called Goldilocks Zone - not too far from the star, not too close, not too big for a planet, not too small – a sweet spot where liquid water is stable on the right-sized planet with an atmosphere on which life could develop or survive if transplanted. 
But this very young sun - only 500 million years old, 39 light years away from our Solar System - is an ultra red dwarf; so no sun tans to be had there, then. 
Even if complex life had not yet evolved in the TRAPPIST-1 system, the distance to these new worlds for humans to screw up, is not reachable with anything that we have - or likely to have - for who knows how long.  
Even traveling at near the speed of light, 39+ earth years is still be a bugger of a long, one way journey. Nope, this is for your future robot cousins to contemplate, not we organics. 

A mock up view of the TRAPPIST-1 system. 

LA LA COCK-UP!

There are brilliant films made by many countries - sometimes even American films - which will never get a gong; who mostly struggle for financial backing to be made at all; and then there's the uphill battle to find a distributor.

Meanwhile...the "La La Land" cast was on stage hugging one another in that luvvie, kissy-kissy way of theirs; giving speeches and having an arty-farty orgasm. Then, producer Jordan Horowitz stopped 'em short and announced suddenly that "Moonlight" had won. What a FU! Were the envelop openers coked up?
"Moonlight" the winner, not us "La la" folks?  Painted smiles that only the Tinsel Town prick and prickesses can fake. As the "Moonlight" cast and crew took the stage, chaos ensued. Well, what does one expect from Crew Socialism?

HALF BAKED FRENCH LOAF!

France is home to an estimated 8,250 known hardcore Islamic radicals. However, only 17 submitted applications for deradicalization - and only nine arrived for the programe. Presumably the others couldn't get time off from bomb making class. Not a single resident has completed the full ten-month curriculum.
 I'd like to hear what the first day lesson was:
Gather round class. Relax, put on the blindfold and  think nice thoughts...or perhaps you have a very special lady friend? What is teacher going to ask you to do? Oh, it's called a Trust Game. You simply leap off the fourth floor window sill and some Jewish fellas will catch you in a blanket before you hit the ground. Sounds fun, eh?
"Deradicalizing someone does not happen in six months. These people, who have not been given an ideal and who have clung to Islamic State's ideology, are not going to get rid of it just like that. There is no 'Open Sesame.'" said one hopeful instructor.
"The deradicalization program is a total fiasco. Everything must be rethought, everything must be redesigned from scratch." Senator Esther Benbassa said with the look of the desperate.
Which of the many dim wit bewildered actually thought up this Euro wasting exercise? Memo to  Senator E Benbassa: I guarantee complete success with said death cult followers; and financially speaking, it will be oh so much cheaper: Shoot the fuckers.

FARRAKHAN LITE COMES SECOND!

It was a nail biter and the vote was tight; the victor was required to win 218 out of 435 votes. Perez the Pretzel won 235 to the 200 won by the Farrakhan Lite Ellison. Both men appealed for unity as each of them spoke after the results were announced. Perez immediately asked Ellison to join him as his deputy chair. Ellison responded in a statement, “I look forward to helping the Democratic Party in any way that I can."
How about pissing off to some place south of the border...like that socialist slimming school better know as Venezuela? And will Harvard law Professor Alan Dershowitz, - a damn decent kind of chap - will he now only half leave the Dems?
Meanwhile, Hillary is going to be leading the Dems "resistance"and will be with her shock troops 'every step of the way'. How she will achieve this feat while situated in her sulk room without resorting to quantum entanglement will be interesting.

Hi comrades, it is I, The Petzel. But worry not; for when I'm
indisposed, you'll have Farrakhan Lite in charge of proceedings.

SO...ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS RACIST!

The Dems just can't enough of stupidity. Their latest journey into the twilight zone is an attack on the business language of the world: English.
The chief writing instructor at the University of Washington, Tacoma, is trying to dismantle the rules of grammar because he believes they are racist—and the college has given its endorsement to his campaign.
The writing center director, Dr. Asao Inoue - with his brains in his behind it would seem - is the genius. The students’ regressive notions of language has to be destroyed, is Dr Doom's message; who by the way is a "searcher of anti-racist writing assessment." According to his Twitter profile, he's published two books on how to promote a “socially just future” a.k.a. by dismantling academic structures that reward proper grammar and usage.
Just when you thought the loony brigade and thought police couldn't lay any more of their shit on you; they can!

Right now kiddies, who can draw me a kicking K?

BIG PHARMA AND THEIR ACADEMIC POSSE!

If anyone believes that academic professors and other "experts" are always squeaky clean, neutral, haven't an agenda or can't be bought; then I guess you'll take humans being the main cause of climate change as kosher science.
In the U.S. while big pharma  readies for battle with Trumpers - who called them out over exorbitant drug prices - the pharmaceutical industry is busy deploying economists and health care experts from the nation’s top universities.
Heaving under the weight of scholarly articles and blogs while booking conference venues, they lend their so called prestige to the lobbying blitz - while seldom disclosing their corporate sugar daddy.
The pharmaceutical industry is digging in. One of its trade groups to date has raised an additional $100 million for its “war chest.” For years, it has spent  millions of dollars lobbying politicians, and being rather successful in enlisting their support on a wide range of legislation. It has similarly wooed doctors, seeking to influence what they research, teach and prescribe. Now, it’s courting health economists.
 A thousand percent price rise for your life saving drug? Well, some "health economist" - before leaving you mud splattered from their wheel spinning Ferrari - has concluded you're still getting a real bargain.
Some may recall, the mantra "too big to fail"? Similar "experts" from the academic community - armed with  empirical evidence - gave their backing to political elites; who in turn press ganged the ordinary, tax paying Chuck and Cindies of America, to join that 2008 Financial Crash Fiasco Party.
Beware the academic priesthood; a very large contingent of them couldn't get their Nazi Party membership card through the mail fast enough.

KEITH ELLISON? THE DEMS FARRAKHAN LITE CANDIDATE!

Ellison is the leading contender in this weekend’s elections for a new Democratic National Committee chair, stressed “a long history of interfaith dialogue” during an interview on CNN.

His are weasel words. Ellison has spent most of his political life hanging with, and associating with, some of the most anti-American, anti-Israel dudes. Like Barry Obama without the smooth, he's every bit as treacherous. 
If the usual Jewish liberal types swallow his make - over bollocks, then they would probably have also sponsored their own cattle trucks to Treblinka.

Hey, bros; it's Keith-y E here;
 laying some of ma Jew luvin' tripe on ya. 

  

SWEDEN'S JOY OF JIHAD!

Swedish authorities are giving large sums of money to organizations that advocate violence and invite hate preachers who support terrorist organizations such as Islamic State. One of the speakers SFM hired was Michael Skråmo, who has publicly called on his fellow Muslims - Swedish or otherwise - to join Islam's barbarians and has appeared in propaganda videos posing with assault rifles alongside his small children. But do the bend over Swedish political appeasers have a problem with any of this? Nope.

It's great converting to Islam: you get to rape,
 bugger children, burn Christians alive and slit throats.
What a Prophet we got!

While in the back sliding Fatherland, a German court recently ruled that firebombing a place where Jews worship was not a hate crime; somehow different from attacking Jews in the street I guess. What happened in the German court was harking back to Nazi-think; a.k.a. Jews are supposedly not German. Meanwhile, another German Court once more rejected any action against your friendly neighborhood "Sharia police."
Not to be outdone in the Stupidity League, the UK shelled out around $25 million to the poor wee Brit folk from Gitmo. One bought a nice house with some of the payout before returning to his true calling; a suicide bomber. Thank the civil liberty brigade and  weak government for the travesty of paying terrorists.
When western democracies are busy destroying themselves with laws that were never intended to protect psychos, we are indeed the turkeys that vote for Christmas.

GOT EAST YOUNG MAN!

While Europe speeds it's way to become the mutant Eurostan, and thus a very unhealthy place to be for Jewish folk and others who reject being conquered by and bending a knee to a death cult; not for the first time, Bibi is schmoozing in Asia.
Israel and Singapore are “old friends” according to Israel's PM and bilateral ties which go back to 1965 have now expanded beyond defence and security, noted Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.
During a joint press briefing, Mr Lee noted that Israel is now the second-largest contributor of foreign direct investment in Singapore from the Middle East.

I just hope to fuck I'm not arrested when
 I touch down at Ben Gurion,
Ah....you make joke, my friend.

“Our companies are active in each other’s countries,” he said, adding that Singtel and Temasek have made investments in Israel. Quite a number of Israeli companies and start-ups are in Singapore, using the Republic as a base to launch into the region, added Mr Lee. He also noted that Singapore’s and Israel’s universities as well as research institutes have joint research projects and regular exchanges with one another.
Mr Lee said Singapore will “always be grateful” to Israel for helping the Republic to build up its armed forces when it became independent in 1965.On his part, Mr Netanyahu said during the joint press briefing that Singapore and Israel are “kindred spirits” He said although Singapore and Israel are both small nations, they are global partners in many areas.

SPLC AND THE FAKE NEWS BIZ!

Fake news is nothing new. Mr Ug, second cave down on the left, went a-huntin' with his mates one day, but failed to bag a mammoth. Trailing slowly back to Cavesville with a couple of dead mice, you can bet he told his missus that nothing bigger was hanging out on the plains.
The Southern Poverty Law Center is more than a tad Ug-ish: for they too excel at invention. The Lefties at the SPLC have found Islam-o-phobies everywhere; hiding in underpants or lurking behind the frothy head on a pint of Guinness.
Meanwhile, the creepy lefty SPLC climb into bed with terror friendly types and smear counter-terrorism organizations. Putting out the welcome mat for all and any group who would rejoice at the destruction of everything the SPLC detest; America and Israel probably topping that list.
Two very dodgy Musy outfits who most certainly won't be on the highly selective SPLC exposure list: The Muslim Public Affairs Council and  C.A.I.R; the latter whose collar has been touched up more times by the FBI than the village go to gal. 
Are the Poverty Law folk a fifth column or just politically naive simpletons? I'd vote the former every time.

   

THE POPE AND THAT CRAZY GERMAN BIRD!

Islam has nothing to do with terror; so pounced the Pope and Merkel, thus explaining her policy of opening the gates to jihad. If anyone thinks that by asking the Pontiff to actually read the Koran it might enlighten the Lefty Pope, it most certainly will not.  
What the Pope, Merkel and countless millions belonging to the ostrich flock of PC plonkers refuse to understand, is that Sharia law - enforced by an Islamic theocracy - is central and necessary for Islam's success in achieving the Koranic mission: a.k.a. world domination. So what better places to start than the Vatican and the land of nod.
Many moons ago Caliphate One almost succeeded in Europe; but now there is a real opportunity for Cal. 2 to be a roaring success, given Islam has been welcomed by a cross section of the dim and dumb fraternity.  
Islam claims to be an Abrahamic religion, but in fact the death cult Islam - founded by Muhammad the child luvin' war lord - did not ever speak or write about co-existence with "the people of the book"; the Jews, Christians and now the secular. Nope. Islam's plan is and always has been to totally replace or absorb anything not them. 
Islam is not in the least compatible with the values of a democratic system of government. Tolerating a "rape culture" to sustain a politically correct stance on mass Muslim migration is why the AfD and other political parties in the E.U. are racing up the polls. Islam is the Borg; so what's there not to understand?

THE BAGEL FREE ZONE!

Among western nations, the Scandinavians have now officially become the anti-Semitic league toppers!  Despite the fact that Jews in Norway are only 0.003 percent of the total population, Oslo is now the capital of European anti-Semitism; with Norwegian newspapers across the country chock full of classic anti-Semitic tropes. 

Not to be left behind by Oslo's city slickers, Arctic dwellers in the city of Trondheim - Norway's third-largest city- had a council meeting; whereupon it passed a motion calling on its residents to boycott Israeli goods. A city aspiring to win the "Israel-free" gong? Then it was the turn of another Norwegian city, Tromso; population 72,000, whose city council approved a similar motion. More than 40% of Norwegians are already boycotting Israeli products or are in favor of doing so, according to a recent poll.

But how's Sweden doing; home of porn, liberal thinking and socialist free from cradle to grave?  Dagens Nyheter, the most sophisticated Swedish newspaper recently published a violent anti-Semitic op-ed entitled, "It is allowed to hate the Jews". The Nazi daily Der Stürmer could not have bettered it.

Meanwhile, the Scans are importing Islam faster than a dead herring going off in the mid-summer sun. According to Swedish police reports, their once safe cities have soaring rates of rape and violent crime. This state of affairs is largely due to the Scans PC political elites, who are afflicted with Common Sense Bypass syndrome. This, coupled with a glorious partnership between Scandinavian habitually concerned hand wringing types; and the Islamists - the habitually concerned with western submission and neck wringing types.

If nothing changes soon - and why would it - Scandinavia is fast-tracking to become the model for a future Eurostan. Galen och dum, as one would say in Swedish.

THE BRAIN OF EINSTEIN?

'Peace requires that the Palestinians finally accept the Jewish state and give up their ideas and fantasies of destroying it. The real core of this conflict between us and the Palestinians is not this or that settlement; it’s the persistent and enduring refusal to recognize a Jewish state in any boundary.' PM of Israel.

There then; that shouldn't be too difficult to understand even for the likes of the New York Times and others of similar ilk. Does one really need the brain of Einstein to get it?

PUTTING THE BOOT INTO BDS!

OurCrowd, a leading equity crowdfunding platform, made history today by hosting the biggest investment event in Israel, the 2017 OurCrowd Global Investor Summit. Some 6,000 guests from 82 countries, including startups, venture capitalists and strategic investors, attended the event at the Jerusalem International Convention Center. Also in attendance were over 200 multinational corporations including Honda, Innogy, GE, Shell, Intuit, Microsoft, and Samsung Ventures. 

The theme of the summit was “The Future is Here” and it included over 60 booths demonstrating a variety of frontier technologies already changing the world, including industrial drones, companion care robots, miniature spectrometers to “google” everything, tracking devices with centimeter accuracy, phone based glucose monitors, and much more. “This is by far the largest equity crowdfunding conference in the world, and Israel’s largest investor event ever,” Jon Medved, OurCrowd founder and CEO said in a statement. “We have twice the number of attendees that we had last year, giving proof to the tremendous vitality and dynamism in the global equity crowdfunding market.”

DEEP STATE? YA BETTER BELIEVE IT, BABE!

A yes, what to do about Trump...

While the conservative Andrew Sullivan concerns himself with the rise of Trump, he's much less concerned by the sowers of the seed; or the type of attacks on Trump showing how the Elites he rather likes, will use Deep State to destroy the Deplorables' dream.

So how did we arrive here? The failure of a leftist president and eight years of Obama’s lies, blunders and botches. A sample: hijacking the economy - $9,000,000,000,000 of debt added. Among Obama's many foreign policy disasters; Syrian red lines, then doing nothing thus allowing the Ivans in to play. Backing the Islamo fascist Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt while throwing the pro democracy movements in Egypt and Iran to the Islamist wolf.

Eight years of this and oh so much more, finally roused generation’s of forgotten and seldom voting men and women to throw the bums out; and it certainly didn't help that the Dems’ anointed candidate was Hillary. She was the epitome of the left’s hypocritical mash-up.  Mixing worn-out leftist bromides and shibboleths, with rank ambition, unseemly money-grubbing, and entitled arrogance.

If the conservative Sullivan shudders at Trump the Bastard Child whom he fears is fascist, he should really be blaming Obama and most of the Democrat and Republican establishment elites (many of the latter being Sullivan's chums). Because for decade after decade, both Donkey and Elephant parties abysmally failed tens of millions of ordinary Americans.

At the ballot box, even the Establishment's billions couldn't abort their version of Rosemary's Baby; and now elected, if the drip, drip, drip of constant leaks fails to remove Trump from office, there are other darker strategies waiting in the wings; shadowy figures already busy dusting off the Abe Lincoln and Kennedy Bros manual. It's the American Elites way, you know.

NOT JUST JERRY BROWN'S WEE PROBLEM!

Now let's see; shall I spend a dime of tax payer moolah on a darn dam? Nope. I shall I save six red spotted dung beetles. You only get the Governor you deserve, proves the cliche. Not I hasten to add, does the party of the Elephant do much better. 

Having spent years of refusing most opportunities to allow the land of the free's infrastructure to draw level with the worst of any found in the third world, the Republicans' beam in delight at being true to this particular dogma driven drivel. Even Trumpers has figured that you'll have to spend a largish lump of tax payer's money; because the last time Americans drove on a half decent road was 1959. 

Making America Great Again is a fine jingle; however, Trump would need to have most of Washingtons has-beens-never-was-ers lobotomised if he has a remote chance of having 10% of his bucket list done before another 4 years of political rigor mortis sets in. 

THE SPIRIT OF HITLER LIVES ON...

What can one say about the E.U.? That its days are numbered is a given, and that putting out a welcome mat for Islam the final touch of gross stupid. When it comes to loathing, the only democracy Israel has a target on it's back. Surrounded by legion's of  Koranic head bangers who infest the middle east, still the E.U. strives to support the Hitler mission via Islam.

E.U. politicians who direct the funding to the various odious organizations' activity against the Jewish state, stay well back in the shadows while their funding, amounting to €16.7 million in grants, involves no less than 42 organizations that are known supporters of the boycott campaigns against Israel. Several of these organizations were the recipients of more than one grant.

Then there's the project, titled Performing Arts: A Pathway towards Self Expression and Democracy.  The 12 Palestinian organizations chosen for this project issued a joint statement in support of PACBI – the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel. The statement is readily available on their website, as are the names of their two donors – the *Swedish government and the E.U. Europe is being sliced like salami one prayer mat a time.

*Sweden has now more no-go areas in it's cities than the rest of Europe combined. It's a first class role model of how to destroy your own culture while gleefully replacing it with the shinny new 7th century Shari model.

TRUMP SETS THE SCENE FOR ANOTHER CRASH!

Hands up folk who know what; uptick, back testing, fill or kill (FOK) mean? And no; the latter isn't the Irish way of saying a well know Anglo Saxon four letter naughty word. They are common stock broker terminology

Today - when not picking a fight with America's allies - Trumpers will sign an executive order to water down the 2010 Dodd-Frank financial regulatory framework put into effect in response to the last financial crisis, this according to a report from The Wall Street Journal.

"Americans are going to have better choices and Americans are going to have better products because we're not going to burden the banks with literally hundreds of billions of dollars of regulatory costs every year," White House National Economic Council Director and former Goldman Sachs Chief Operating Officer, Gary Cohn, is quoted as having said.

Hmm...I think Trumpers is misleading us a tad; for as most of us already know, the financial sector has a wee problem with "self regulation"- or simply put, leaving the foxes to look after the chickens has never proved very successful. 

One could say: "Americans are going to have better ways of: going bankrupt, losing their houses in yet another too-big-to-fail financial crash; be made to bail out the greed fueled banks as the wizards of finance have once again screwed the country etc... 

Dodd-Frank was put in place because the financial sector has a tendency to behave like crystal meths bingers; so tell me Trumpers, what has changed?

MURDERING MUSLIMS IN THE LAND OF WILLIAM TELL?

In November 2016, Swiss police arrested the imam of the an'Nur mosque in Winterthur, in the canton of Zürich, who was calling for the murder of Muslims who refuse to participate in communal prayers. 
Then without as much as a snigger, The Zurich Federation of Islamic Organizations (Vioz) declared it was, "shocked", and suspended the an'Nur Mosque from the federation until further notice. "We are deeply shocked that an imam in one of our houses of prayer called for violence." 
Yep, they were "shocked". Imagine that. Their favorite, fully funded imam, 'calling for violence.' 
However, there is little cause for "shock" in the land of William Tell. Already in 2015, Winterthur made headlines in Switzerland as an emerging center for young Muslims with jihadi ambitions . Indeed, the Swiss authorities are currently investigating 480 suspected jihadi wanna be types in the country of choc bars, money laundering and nefarious neutrality. Saïda Keller-Messahli, president of the Forum for a Progressive Islam, stated:

"Huge sums of money from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Kuwait and Turkey are flowing to Switzerland... There is a whole network of radically-oriented mosques in Switzerland. The Muslim World League is behind it.... The network is a hub for Salafists. The Swiss authorities make a big mistake of not looking into the mosques."

A big mistake? Me thinks over zealous PC won out once again, over keeping the Heidi and Peter folk safe.

Looking at Trumpers' Muslim sieve  - his administration preens itself with that Keeping America Safe mantra -  one can see from the above, it is a total load of the smelly stuff.
Jihadis are much too busy killing in Trump's Muslim majority countries to be bothering with us right now; but from elsewhere, the death cult crew - leaving Antarctica aside - can strike us from just about anywhere. Even Homer Simpson could figure!

Meanwhile, Friday prayers at the an'Nur Mosque...
OK, you lot. No getting out of here to beat the shit
out of  your wife
until you sing it right:
WE REALLY DO LOVE THE INFIDEL,
STILL WE CAN'T HELP
BLOWING 'EM UP.

THE U.N. REVISIONISTS!

The latest UNESCO resolution against Israel a few weeks ago, was yet another victory for Islam and their revisionist lefty, Soros sponsored allies.
The Temple Mount and the Western Wall in *Jerusalem - with the ruins of two Jewish Temples and 3000 years of Jewish connections to the site - will hence forth be regarded as Muslim! 

The West - led by Barry Obama - caved once more to the dictates of Islam. When - in the not too distant future - the History of Europe is written only in Arabic  تاريخ أوروبا I'll be most grateful that by then I'll be pushing up the daisies! 

(Note: Built by King Solomon, the Romans destroyed the Jewish 2nd Temple, Jerusalem in 70 AD. In the year 66 AD the Jews of Judea had rebelled against their Roman masters. In response, the Emperor Nero dispatched an army under the generalship of Vespasian. In the Koran, Jerusalem is not mentioned even once; and the war lord Muhammad - leader of the death cult crew - never sliced a head off there either.)

PROGRESSIVES: THE NEW FASCISTS!

Ever since the Dems got their asses kicked by Trumpers, when not weeping into their late night lattes and sounding like Palestinian top league whingers - they are out doing a splendid job as Hitler-esque Brown shirts.  Bonkers Berkeley University has always been one lefty short of a padded cell; but why are they so deluded as to think themselves as tolerant types? It would have been be a mystery to even Jung and Freud. 
Shutting down anyone who has a different opinion to your  alternative universe is called Fascism, you prats!