NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

TURKEY TROTS. Just what you expect from the Islamist idiots. 12,000 plus rockets INTENTIONALLY fired at Israel form that Hamas Hell Hole aka the Gaza Strip and barely a word from the UN et al...but a few strays from Syria land on some Turkey turnips and they're ready to start a war!

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ISLAMIST SUPER STARS REUNION!

Update on: Blind Boy Bomber aka Omar Abel-Raham
To boost Obama's appeasment cred with the Muslim masses, the U.S. State Dept. is actively considering negotiations with the Egyptian government for the transfer of custody of Omar Abdel-Rahman, also known as “the Blind Sheikh,” But all is not what it seems. I have it from a very reliable source that in fact, Blind Boy and Hamza the Hook - who is soon headed to New York - will go straight into the studio to cut new stuff for a their forthcoming album. Some previous favs such as "Isotope For The Infidel" will be remixed by non other than Death Cult Crew and Muslim Mojo right after the Freedom Tour. Can't wait to hear it! 

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ISLAMIST FINALLY HOOKED!

Terror Tosser Extradited to U.S.
Abu Hamza al-Muasri, which in Arabic loosely translates to He Of The Hook; wanted everywhere except Pluto, will be banged up in the U.S. til the Muslim Brotherhood open a chain of pubs in Egypt and march in a Gay Pride parade...

Yes, I have trouble wipin' my own ass.

Marathon Folk And Their "Depends" Future?

Marathon Runners At Risk Of Incontinence!
While many marathon runners, male and female, may be preoccupied with shin splints, chafing and blisters come race day, one thing they may not consider is their bladder health. "Added stress on the body that comes with running a marathon can cause urinary stress incontinence problems during the race or later in life," said Dr Melinda Abernethy.
SO, NOW THERE'S GOOD SCIENCE BEHIND ME BEING A COUCH POTATO!

Did I finish, get nearly finished or just piss myself?

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IT'S ALL JUST NUMBERS, FOLKS.

What Number Is Halfway Between 1 and 9? Is it 5—or 3? 
Ask adults from the industrialized world what number is halfway between 1 and 9, and most will say 5. But pose the same question to small children, or people living in some traditional societies, and they're likely to answer 3. Cognitive scientists theorize that that's because it's actually more natural for humans to think logarithmically than linearly: 30 is 1, and 32 is 9, so logarithmically, the number halfway between them is 31, or 3. Are you following this? Nope? More homework for you lot tonight then!

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NO MORE GAS, OR KEBABS.

EU Poised To Agree On Ban Of Iranian Gas Imports! The United States, since 1995, has banned US firms from investing in Iranian oil and gas and from trading with Iran. The European Union has been much slower to ban Iranian energy. Let's see now, oh look, it's only 17 YEARS. A dead snail going in reverse could have done it quicker, but at least they have. Meanwhile, Islamist Turkey, who haven't agreed to any such thing, will keep on helping out their little friend, Genocide Joe. Remember now, not one more kebab even if you're pissed.

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DINO CORNER.

A new dinosaur the size of a house cat and described as a cross between "a bird, a vampire and a porcupine" has been identified. And had it still been around, the same pond life swamp dwellers who keep pet alligators til they get bored and then release them beside a supermarket, would be the first in line to buy one at their local PET PRATS R US.

It's not a ferret, so don't be slippin' it down inside your trousers.

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