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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Oh...We Had Such A Good, Intensive, Jaw Flappin' Visit!


The United Nation's nuclear agency's chief inspector says he had a "good" visit to Iran and plans to make another trip in the "very near future" to discuss Iran's controversial nuclear program.

Speaking Wednesday in Vienna after returning from Tehran, Herman Nackaerts said his team of International Atomic Energy Agency experts had three days of "intensive discussions" with Iran about all of its nuclear aims.


Dear Mr Herman Nackaerts: 
Q1.Were you dropped on your head as a baby? 
Q2. Can you tell if someone has set your arse on fire? 
Your answers should read YES for Q1 and NO for Q2.
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Egyptian Rules!

More than 74 people were killed and hundreds injured yesterday when fans of two Egyptian soccer teams clashed after a game in Port Said. The violence, the worst in the history of Egyptian soccer, reflects the breakdown of security after the political upheavals of the past year, which has seen repeated clashes between security forces and protesters demanding that the ruling generals hand over power. (Reuters)
Just a civil war rehearsal.
When the Muslim Bros scored a couple of goals, the Secular Sa'id fans went ape shit because they thought that at least one was off-side...  

Mossy and the Ice Agers...Playing On The Planet You're Standing On!


Never underestimate moss. When the simple plants first arrived on land, almost half a billion years ago, they triggered both an ice age and a mass extinction of ocean life. So...get out of the garden now and call Al 'Global Warming' Gore!

(New Scientist). The first land plants appeared around 470 million years ago, during the Ordovician period, when life was diversifying rapidly. They were non-vascular plants, like mosses and liverworts, that didn't have deep roots. About 35 million years later, ice sheets briefly covered much of the planet and a mass extinction ensued. Carbon dioxide levels probably fell sharply just before the ice arrived – but nobody knew why.
Now Tim Lenton of the University of Exeter, UK, and colleagues point the finger at mosses and liverworts as the culprits!
You see all you Save Planet Earthers: Planting more green things will
get you this!
It's not the first time that plants have been fingered as a cause of glaciation. Researchers already suspect that the rise of vascular plants in the Devonian period, some 100 million years later, triggered another ice age. The plants' roots extracted nutrients from bedrock, leaving behind vast quantities of chemically altered rock that could react with CO2 and so suck it out of the atmosphere. (Photo: Copyright Control).

Picture Yourself On A Sandboard On Titan...

Standing atop a huge mound of black, hydrocarbon sand, your sandboard tucked under your arm, you take in the view. Row after row of black dunes march into the distance as far as the eye can see, until everything disappears behind an orange curtain of smog.
A boy with kaleidoscope eyes...
This is no Earthly vista: you're on Saturn's largest moon, Titan. You strap your feet onto the board and slip off down the dune. Titan's low gravity means it takes a while to build up speed, but also keeps friction to a minimum, so it's a long glide down before you come to a halt.
Sandboarding on Titan still, sadly, only happens in our imagination, but the moon's amazing dunes are real – and lie in a trippy landscape worthy of  the Beatles "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds." They were discovered in 2006 in radar images from NASA's Cassini spacecraft (see photo) and could be key to unravelling the climatic history of this eerily Earth-like moon.
Though chilling at -179 °C, Titan has rain and lakes – albeit of liquid methane rather than water – along with mountains and river channels.
"Methane raining out and flowing across the surface leads to landscapes that are so much like Earth," says Jani Radebaugh, a planetary scientist at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah.

Plastic Sand.
Perhaps more like Earth than anywhere else in the solar system, in fact. Comparing and contrasting the two worlds could lead to a better understanding of climate and surface features on both, she says.
What makes the similarities so astonishing is the completely different materials of which Titan and Earth are made. Titan's crust and mountains are made of water ice. The sand grains comprising its dunes are thought to be hydrocarbons like benzene, which has been detected in the dunes by the Cassini spacecraft.
On Earth, hydrocarbons tend to exist as liquids or gases in oil deposits. On Titan, though, many are frozen solid. They are thought to form when ultraviolet light drives chemical reactions in Titan's atmosphere, and then to rain down onto the surface.
"The dunes may have a composition that's a little like plastic," says Radebaugh. To visualise standing on a dune on Titan, imagine "standing on huge volumes of plastic sand", she says.

Seasonal Sculptures.
Despite their unusual composition, Titan's dunes – typically 100 metres tall, a kilometre wide, and up to hundreds of kilometres long – are very similar in shape and size to long, skinny dunes in the Sahara desert called linear dunes. As on Earth, Titan's dunes can tell us about climate. Last year, simulations of the dunes suggested the winds on Titan change seasonally, reversing direction and getting much faster twice a year. This solved a mystery of why Titan's dunes look as though they have been sculpted by winds blowing from west to east, even though the moon's winds were thought to blow in the opposite direction.

Now Alice Le Gall of the Space Atmospheres, Environments and Observations Laboratory (LATMOS-UVSQ) in Paris, France and colleagues have discovered more tantalising climate clues from measurements of the dunes. They lie in a band 30 degrees both north and south of Titan's equator. Le Gall's team have shown that the dunes get smaller and more widely spaced towards the northern end of this range.

Egg-shaped Orbit.
The team conclude that this happens because the ground gets wetter with liquid methane towards the north, making the sand stick together and less prone to forming dunes.
This latitudinal variation in weather is likely to be due to Saturn's egg-shaped orbit, the team conclude, which produces more intense, drier summers in Titan's southern hemisphere compared with the north.
The discovery of dunes on Titan was a stroke of luck, says Radebaugh, who worked with Le Gall's team on the latest analysis. "We had no idea that these things would be there," she says. "We were surprised to find such a close analogue to Earth in something so far away."
And if there were only some way to hop over to Titan, she would love to try sandboarding there. "I think it would be possible and probably would be really fun," she says. (C) David Shiga
(Artists image:Simon Russell/Image Bank/Getty)


Wednesday, February 1, 2012

BBC Scoop! Dog Bites Man...No? Ok, It Must Be The: Paks Aid Taliban!

The BBC; biased in the direction of Left and major apologists for Islam at every opportunity, broke this non story...they even saw the Top Secret paper to prove it! Whoopee shit!
Everyone, including the once-upon-a-time Commander-in-Chief Peanut Jimmy knew this big "secret" Anyone whose ever thought for a nano second while finger licking their way thru a KFC knew it: The Paks, especially their spooks are devious, dangerous and hardcore Islamist!

Yep...we're former Taliban...but on a Monday and Tuesday...show us
enough green backs and we'll
shot any fucker you ask us to.
 Now BBC...just once more for your edification: The Paks set up, resourced and financed the Tally toss-pots in the first place! Oh...and will they be running Afghanistan again when the Yanks and Co pull out? Jez...even Obama knows this, but still insists on calling the scheming shitters allies and keeps sending them $billions!
Mad, or what...
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Home Grown In The UK: More Islamic Nutters!


London Stock Exchange bomb plot admitted by four men.


Mohammed Chowdhury, Shah Rahman, Gurukanth Desai and Abdul Miah pleaded guilty to engaging in conduct in preparation for acts of terrorism.
Four men inspired by al-Qaeda have admitted planning to detonate a bomb at the London Stock Exchange.
The men, from London and Cardiff, were arrested in December 2010 and were set to stand trial at Woolwich Crown Court.
Five other men have pleaded guilty to other terrorism offences and all nine will be sentenced next week.
Can't we just drop the tossers from 30,000 feet into
some mad Muslim country, without wearing that thingy
that slows your fall? 

"Badie Selling Out? Oh Dear...


CAIRO — Hundreds of Egyptian protesters demanding the end of military rule were prevented on Tuesday from reaching parliament by backers of the Muslim Brotherhood, which holds the majority in the assembly.
Secular protesters accuse the Islamists colluding with the ruling military to maintain their new-found power.

Badie by name and certainly Badie by nature.
"Badie, you are selling the revolution!" the anti-military protesters chanted, in reference to Mohammed Badie, the Islamist movement's supreme guide.
"The Muslim Brotherhood youth are blocking all roads to the parliament, preventing the anti-military protesters... There are huge numbers of them standing in rows like militias," one anti military protester told AFP.
Oh dear...the Arab Springers are leaking. Are you listening dumbos in the NYT? On one side of their croaked mouths the Muslim Brotherhood make like they are outraged by the military, then they go to their aid in the streets. They are the kind of fuckers who need a good fisting, not their heads stroked by Obama administration apologists!
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