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Happy Thanksgiving & Cookin' That Big Bird!

Dear All, Needin' any help with that big ol' bird? Some of ma handy hints for the suburban Thanksgiving Day hostess that if followed to the letter will sure make you and your Big T's the envy of that slick bitch next door.    Now...if the bird is film wrapped, always take this off; also it's a good move to make sure the giblets in that wee plastic bag are removed from inside. You'll find them by inserting ones gloved hand up Big T's ample posterior.( If this seems an act of gross indecency for a hostess of delicate persuasion - tell the nearest kid there's a $100 bill up it's ass. It always works.)  Next...always turn the oven on as this action has been found to much improve the bird. Well - lets face it folks - without a good bastin' an' stuffin' Big T has as much flavor as a Big Mac burger box found discarded in an underpass. But I digress. Now...before the beast is offered up for a good roastin' there' s the not inconsiderable question of weight and time. Best to follow my well documented and proven formula on this important day and one that I  swear by. And remember, simple is always the rule. So here's the one that will give that next door neighbor's bird a poke in the eye with a blunt stick. Pencil at the ready? Good. Take the bird's weight and the square root of the velocity of oven entry, times the height, age, color and location of the your kitchen.  The actual cooking temperature is not so important and very much over rated. Retire to the lounge, get a few down your neck with the assembled company and wait and wait and...  Returning to the kitchen, which in but a few short hours will be regarded by the Health and Safety Executive as a not inconsiderable crime scene... you will be the proud though humble hostess about to offer up to the tabled and the well oiled gathering of family and friends, a Best on the Block Bird!  Exquisitely browned and tongue tempting. And... should your guests survive the minor dislocation to their lives from the visitations of salmonella, they'll  forever remember this special day with you their attentive hostess, held in their collective unconscious morgue of memories. Happy Thanksgiving Yanks from Dodies Diary.  PS. Other information can be found on my much hit upon www.howtosurvivetherelatives.org

Double Standards? You Bet!

"The University of California President Mark Yudof is reacting aggressively to the uproar over video of police using pepper spray on student protesters who refused their orders to move. He has put the campus police’s chief on administrative leave and is reviewing its procedures. If only he were so pro-active in fighting pro-terrorist, anti-Semitic rhetoric and Islamist extremism since becoming president of the University of California in 2008." (Ryan Mauro, FPM)

The double standard dude.

As a matter of interest, next to the medical profession, the academics were the second largest group to join the Nazi Party. The little porky one above is just keeping up them ol' anti-Semite traditions.

Read the full story by Ryan Mauro:  http://frontpagemag.com/
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Kalle Lasn - An OWS Hero!

Kallen Lasn, born in Estonia in 1942, Kalle Lasn spent his early childhood years in a German refugee camp and then relocated with his family to Australia. From 1965-70 Lasn lived in Japan, where he founded a market research company and worked in the advertising industry. In 1970 he moved to Vancouver and spent the next two decades producing documentaries for PBS and Canada’s National Film Board.

One of the OWS hereos: Oh and yet another of
the OWS's Hamas
 loving malcontents.

In 2004 Lasn  a controversial Adbusters article entitled “Why Won’t Anyone Say They Are Jewish?”—criticizing America's most influential people and noting, derisively, that “half of them are Jewish.” This would not be the only occasion when Lasn singled out Jews for critcism. In a June 2009 article/photo montage critiquing Israel's embargo of the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, for instance, Lasn's Adbusters magazine likened Gaza to the Warsaw ghetto of the WWII era—suggesting that contemporary Jews' treatment of the Palestinians resembled the manner in which the Nazis had treated Jews under Hitler. And in September 2011, Lasn praised Palestinian leadership—which had given no indication that it would abandon its longstanding quest to destroy Israel.
Well no surprises here then. The one common thread that this OWS has is; a hatred of Israel and a mutual love for the Islamo-fascists.

Ah..just a Sunday family afternoon infidel flag burning. 

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Will Occupy Follow Tea Party's Path? - CNN.com

So...what will come next. "The first step will be finding candidates who can run for Congress and local office. Van Jones, environmental activist and former member of the Obama administration, has recently talked of plans for 2,000 candidates to seek public office to represent the 99%. "You haven't seen anything yet," he told CNN. This will be an essential step to translating the outrage into electoral power. Of course, it will require activists to engage in the sometimes unglamorous work of canvassing, recruiting, organizing, knocking on doors and fundraising."

So..here's a cross section of our future leaders if Van Jones
has his way. Show a rabble a rabbit... 

It's obviously missed Van Jones's outrage antana, the former *Obama man but now an OWS squatter; but the majority of people of sound mind regard the motley collection of  KKK, neo-Nazis, Anarchists, ant-Semites and leftie losers, don't actually make a cake. And as for you Julian Z: OWS could follow the Tea Party?
The majority of voters are no fans of the Eunuchs of Washington or the Bankers of Bastardsville...but  OWS evolving into some kind of serious movement or alternative? Oh do stop being so fucking stupid and see you get out of Princeton now and again.


*Tells you everything about Obama's judgement of people.


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Flame Thrower Anyone?

On Friday, OWS rag-tag scumies will be out and about making your turkey trot.  Taking on the biggest retail day of the season, calling on protesters to occupy major retailers on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving.

An  OWS crusty-free zone... for now.

Now a goodly roasting of the social misfit parson nose would be my first choice of engagment, the draw back being a major fire risk for the honest shopper during such proceedings. An acceptable plan B? Dumping the OWS disruptive mongrels just off the mid Atlantic ridge; thus allowing normal family folks without exhibitionist and mental health issues to land a bargain or two!

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Russia Joining Up?

Russia May Join NASA-European Mars Mission After Probe Loss - Businessweek: "Russia is talking to NASA and the European Space Agency about participating in two Mars expeditions, in 2016 and 2018, according to Vladimir Popovkin, who heads Russia’s space agency, Roscosmos. It may send exploration equipment along with the missions, or assist with the rocket that launches the ships into space, he said yesterday in an interview in Moscow."

Artist's impression of Phobos-Grunt which has now been
contacted.

Russia would be a major asset to the space community and should join up. Going it alone will not be an option for any country in the near future as costs continue to escalate. 

Hopefully very soon it will be, "Welcome aboard, Russia."