Lobster's Revenge!

 "Lobsters have no vocal cords. It's just not possible for them to "scream" in a way we hear. The sound you may hear is expanding air bubbles trapped in their shells expanding and finding an avenue of escape from their bodies while they boil."

There's a good chap; can you smash my little brain out first?

Well...so just expanding air bubbles not screaming makes it OK then? I've never been a fan of the marine cockroach family, but it's not exactly Buddhist boiling them or anything alive. For those who don't have a problem with third degree burn water meets creature of the sea, perhaps (if male) a quaint medieval boiling oil dipping of your bare bum and gooles into a cast iron receptacle, might reform your culinary ways.

Ah...just the very thing, though a tad too hot for French fries.

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Mullah Mohammed Omar? Never Clapped Eyes On Him!

BBC News - Hardtalk - Musharraf: Mullah Omar has 'never been in Pakistan': "With his country racked by extremist violence, endemic corruption and deeply troubled relations with Afghanistan, India and the United States, Mr Musharraf is seeking a comeback. In the full interview Stephen Sackur asks why he thinks he is the solution to Pakistan's problems."

 
'Now Mr Sackur, as to your question as to the where abouts of Mullar Mohammad Omar? Would you hide out in our basket case of a country if you could hang out with like minded Jihadist psychopaths in five star Somalia or Sudan'?
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Methane: Answer To Hell Of A Long Question!

Methane may be answer to 56-million-year question: "Nobody knows for sure what started the incident, but there's no doubt Earth's temperature rose by as much as 6 degrees Celsius. That affected the planet for up to 150,000 years, until excess carbon in the oceans and atmosphere was reabsorbed into sediment."

So...nice an' cosy even at the Poles. We observe the great trek of geological time from our nano second observation towers, with little comprehension as to our own insignificant frame, passing in a film  encompassing aeons.
Now, cheer yourself up and click on the link for the full article.
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Farewell Israel?

I have in my hand the first draft of how we Palestinians,
with the support of this
despotic, fascist, Arab loving assembly; of how with our brothers in Hamas,
Hezbollah and Iran, that we will secure the final victory over Israel,
which will be no more.
Hitler our mentor only commenced the work; but we,
 with Allah's wisdom and guidance
will finish the task! Thank you.
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Twilight Zone Ahead?

Christie’s Party May Have Lost One Seat in New Jersey Elections - Businessweek: "Democrats maintained their 24-16 edge in the Senate and were likely to have added one seat in the Assembly, giving them a 48-32 edge in that chamber, according to the Associated Press."

If the above comes to pass, given that the US is in it's worst financial position since the Vikings crashed their long boats into the brave new world; what will it bloody well take to sumo wrestle the Whitehouse from Obama the Obstacle?

For if Micky R's the GOP winner of the sack and potato races and becomes Barako's joustin' challenger in 2012, then we could be in for four more years in the Twilight Zone.
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The Muslim Brotherhood Infiltrates the GOP | FrontPage Magazine

The Muslim Brotherhood Infiltrates the GOP | FrontPage Magazine: "After 9/11, FBI agents discovered the founding archives of its U.S. operations during a raid of a terrorist suspect’s home in Annandale, Va. The secret papers revealed that the Brotherhood, which was set up in America with millions in Saudi cash, has a plan to “destroy” America and other Western nations “from within,” and is using its agents and front groups in the U.S. to carry out that strategy.
The secret papers also revealed that virtually every major Muslim group in America is a front for the radical Brotherhood, and they’ve raised millions of dollars for Hamas and al-Qaida right here inside America. They also control most of the major mosques, including the 9/11 mosque just outside Washington that found housing for some of the hijackers and helped prepare them for their martyrdom operation."

Read the full article at the above link.

Hunters, Artists And A Bit Of Gathering...

New DNA analysis reveals what cavemen were really painting 35,000 years ago:
The artistic skill and attention to detail on display in prehistoric cave paintings is nothing short of astonishing, but one unsolved mystery is whether prehistoric humans simply painted exactly what the saw, or if the art was more symbolic. And recently, we've come a lot closer to answering that question.

Some years ago, Picasso, when looking at some cave paintings said something along the lines of: we have learned nothing.

All of the pretentious, much lauded paint daubers and pallet abusers should study these ancient works; then go make pizzas . An elephant once "sold" a work to a gullible New York gallery...so that should tell all you need to know regarding the high end art market.
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