Iran demands apology and cash from U.S. over claims it plotted to kill Saudi ambassador | Mail Online: "An American official says Iran has formally complained to the U.S. over claims the Iranian government was involved in an alleged plot to kill Saudi Arabia's ambassador to the United States.
Gentle parody, occasionally more serious or perhaps just a good kick in the arse of the topical or obscure.
Monday, October 31, 2011
UNESCO Grants Palestinian Terrorists Bid For Full Membership!
The U.N. cultural agency has admitted Palestine as a full member in a highly divisive bid. Huge cheers went up in UNESCO after delegates voted to approve the membership on Monday. One over eager Hamas supporter shouted "Long Live Palestine!" The former US president called out loudly in French...but he fooled no one with as much as a 50w light bulb for a brain.
Well...no fuckin' surprises there! The UN aka United Nazis have as much moral authority as Vlad the Impaler.
Well...no fuckin' surprises there! The UN aka United Nazis have as much moral authority as Vlad the Impaler.
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| UN Vlad here...yeah, we're running out of sharp wooden thingies we use on them that don't love Hamas& Fatah. |
| (Illustration/photo: Copyright Control). |
Saudi Royal's A Tosser!
RIYADH : A Saudi royal offered a $900,000 reward to anyone who captures an Israeli soldier, on Saturday. Prince Khaled bin Talal, the brother of business tycoon and Fox News co-owner Walid bin Talal, told a Saudi-based broadcaster. Khaled's offer comes just days after the prominent Saudi cleric, Awad al-Qarni, put $100,000 on the head of every Israeli soldier."
How can you ever cut any kind of peace deal with the Arabs? In the Gulf States, modern buildings, flash cars and all the outward trappings of the 21st century. But unfortunately, the mentality of Islam remains in the 8th. And as for this royal tosser; well it's common knowledge that you can't keep a pig in a place.
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| $900,000? How about the same prize to take out one royal rag-head? |
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Islamic Jihad...
Islamic Jihad is 'committed' to Gaza Strip cea... JPost - Defense: "Some 200,000 school children will stay at home as classes in Ashdod, Beersheba and Kiryat Malachi were canceled by local officials. In light of the rocket fire, schools, learning institutions and day care centers located between seven and 40 kilometers from the Gaza Strip will be closed Sunday, the Ministry of Industry, Trade and Labor said."
Now ask yourself; wherever you happen to live, how long would you put up with this situation?
Knesset Foreign Affairs and Defense Committee chairman MK Shaul Mofaz said Sunday that Israel should continue striking Islamic Jihad in the Gaza Strip, saying it must restore its deterrence capabilities.
Now ask yourself; wherever you happen to live, how long would you put up with this situation?
| Islamic Jihad. |
"Israel must bring back its deterrence capabilities that it lost," Mofaz told Israel Radio. Doing so, he said, "is the only way to stop the rocket fire and cannot allow terror organizations in the Gaza Strip to take southern Israel's residents hostage whenever it feels like it," he added.
Now here's my suggestion. During WW2 there was a chap in England named Arthur 'Bomber' Harris. He came up with the 1000 bomber raid strategy. So over Nazi Germany, by day the Americans flew 1000 bomber missions, then by night the British RAF. It was really quite a simple plan and proved to be a very effective: give the Blitz back to the Fatherland ten fold and bring the self proclaimed master race to their knees.
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| Arthur 'Bomber' Harris. |
So... city by city, day and night they flew. After WW2 Albert Speer, who was Hitler's can do man, said that if
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| Albert Speer at the Nuremberg Trials. |
the Allies had continued bombing for just six more weeks, Nazi Germany would have had to surrender and the war in Europe would have ended a long way before April 1945.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Freak Out At The Big T!
BBC News - Is trillion the new billion?: "As US politicians were trying to find budget savings of $1.2tn, European leaders were topping up their rescue fund to the tune of 1tn euros.
A combination of economic progress and inflation means larger and larger numbers are needed to define financial sums, and a billion is no longer the benchmark. So how did trillion take over."
An very good example you can try out is the "one door mat." First click the above link, then on appropriate (you'll see it when you scroll down the page). From here you can go from the "a door mat = 1" up to the area a trillion would cover in the UK. For you Yanks: the state of NY is around the size of England, so you'll have a visual picture of your own $14.8 trillion debt...and counting!
(Photo: BBC).
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| Here's the zeros...but check out how 'every picture tells a story'. |
An very good example you can try out is the "one door mat." First click the above link, then on appropriate (you'll see it when you scroll down the page). From here you can go from the "a door mat = 1" up to the area a trillion would cover in the UK. For you Yanks: the state of NY is around the size of England, so you'll have a visual picture of your own $14.8 trillion debt...and counting!
(Photo: BBC).
$16 Muffins? Don't Be Silly!
Justice inspector general: Conference muffins weren't $16 - CNN.com: "The Justice Department inspector general announced Friday that its highly publicized assertion last month that department officials paid $16 per muffin at a Washington legal conference was wrong."
Hey, why charge $16 if you can screw $26 from the mugs? said the muffin man from Cunning Catering Inc. But what's the Justice Department doing in the domestic science domain anyway? Stick to what you know J.D...whatever that is!
(Photo: Copyright Control).
Hey, why charge $16 if you can screw $26 from the mugs? said the muffin man from Cunning Catering Inc. But what's the Justice Department doing in the domestic science domain anyway? Stick to what you know J.D...whatever that is!
(Photo: Copyright Control).
Friday, October 28, 2011
Moaning Muslims? Surely Not!
Catholic University's Muslim Students Should Have Own Prayer Rooms Without Crucifix, Complaint States: "Banzhaf (a lecturer in Law at the Uni) says it is unfair that the Catholic University does not provide its Muslim students with separate prayer rooms to conduct their daily rituals without being surrounded by religious insignia, such as crucifixes".
Memo to this Banzhaf guy: Unfair? Get yourself a job in cross-free Saudi land you whinging burka, where you'll receive a real lesson in the art of universal intolerance.
Memo to this Banzhaf guy: Unfair? Get yourself a job in cross-free Saudi land you whinging burka, where you'll receive a real lesson in the art of universal intolerance.
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