More Balls!

BBC News - Labour conference: Balls steering clear of promises: "Labour has a new golden rule: no spending promises.
If you thought you heard Ed Balls promise to cut VAT on home improvements or bring forward investment projects in his conference speech, listen again and again and....

As If One Wasn't Enough.

Hey; it's a given that Ed has them. But wasn't he part of that train wreck of a Gordie B Government? But I guess now they've gone through the motions of the old listen and learning stuff with ordinary 9 to 5 folks...well it's time once more to forget all that what voters think crap and just wait it out until the present Westminster crew fuck it up before being voted back in again to give the UK worthies another dose of incompetence clapp.  

Islamist Liar!

"In his first direct reply to Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan constant Israel bashing, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told The Jerusalem Post Monday that Erdogan's most recent comments were both "false" and "outrageous."

Erdogan in a CNN interview said Israel has killed hundreds and thousands of Palestinians, while Palestinian missiles had killed only a few Israelis, and that Israel used the Holocaust to perpetrate its own victimhood.

Why is Turkey led by this Stealth Islamist tosser, still allowed to be part of NATO?

False; and rich coming from this Islamist prick. Turkey was the country, having murdered around 2 million Christian Armenians between 1915-18 who gave the Nazis the blue print for genocide.

Idiots Or What!

 "Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer, arrested with their friend Sarah Shourd while hiking along the Iraq-Iran border in July 2009, were freed on Wednesday" (Reuters)

Just the place for a picnic and a healthy hike...the Iran and Iraq border. What a pair of twats!

DNA Stuxnet Coming Soon?

I'm-a-dinner-jacket and his Islamic chums could be getting the mother of all DNA Stuxnets coming their way soon... stranger things happen.

The Israelis Should Just Nuke The Fuckers!

 "An Egyptian newspaper had published an article stating: “Our thanks go [to] the late Hitler who wrought, in advance, the vengeance of the Palestinians upon the most despicable villains on the face of the earth. However, we rebuke Hitler for the fact that the vengeance was insufficient.”

GREAT NEWS! DNA String That Only Takes Out Arabs/Islamists...
With The Added Bonus Of Cheap Oil For The West!

This was in 2001; fast forward to January 2009, and the influential Egyptian-born preacher Yussuf al-Qaradawi would say something very similar on his popular Al Jazeera television show: “Throughout history, Allah has imposed upon the [Jews] people who would punish them for their corruption. The last punishment was carried out by Hitler. By means of all the things he did to them—even though they exaggerated this issue—he managed to put them in their place. This was divine punishment for them. Allah willing, the next time will be at the hand of the believers"

Onward And Upwards...

And so, onto other things...

From Dodie!

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Missing Genes? Well It Could Cause Laziness!

"Researchers at McMaster University in Canada, have found people missing certain genes that control muscle protein could be more susceptible to becoming lazy and lethargic. (International Business Times).

In an experiment carried out on couch potatoes, researchers saw that removing genes and forth day boxers produced extreme irritation in couchy slumpers. An enzyme produced in non lazy gym freaks showed that while exercising, their brains showed non linear distribution of grey stuff; actually leaving gymies more weak and unable to run as fast as their couchy counterparts. An enigma or perhaps an enema; the researchers await their Indian vindaloo force feed experiment result to accurately announce their findings.

Yes my dearest one...but it's me genes.

Also it was noted that mice generally like to run when the cat's in harvest mode. Researchers also found there was significant differences between those who liked an extremely hot curry and those who didn't get one. Further research needs many more spondoolies, so remain in your appropriate places until told to do otherwise.

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