Idiots Or What!

 "Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer, arrested with their friend Sarah Shourd while hiking along the Iraq-Iran border in July 2009, were freed on Wednesday" (Reuters)

Just the place for a picnic and a healthy hike...the Iran and Iraq border. What a pair of twats!

DNA Stuxnet Coming Soon?

I'm-a-dinner-jacket and his Islamic chums could be getting the mother of all DNA Stuxnets coming their way soon... stranger things happen.

The Israelis Should Just Nuke The Fuckers!

 "An Egyptian newspaper had published an article stating: “Our thanks go [to] the late Hitler who wrought, in advance, the vengeance of the Palestinians upon the most despicable villains on the face of the earth. However, we rebuke Hitler for the fact that the vengeance was insufficient.”

GREAT NEWS! DNA String That Only Takes Out Arabs/Islamists...
With The Added Bonus Of Cheap Oil For The West!

This was in 2001; fast forward to January 2009, and the influential Egyptian-born preacher Yussuf al-Qaradawi would say something very similar on his popular Al Jazeera television show: “Throughout history, Allah has imposed upon the [Jews] people who would punish them for their corruption. The last punishment was carried out by Hitler. By means of all the things he did to them—even though they exaggerated this issue—he managed to put them in their place. This was divine punishment for them. Allah willing, the next time will be at the hand of the believers"

Onward And Upwards...

And so, onto other things...

From Dodie!

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Missing Genes? Well It Could Cause Laziness!

"Researchers at McMaster University in Canada, have found people missing certain genes that control muscle protein could be more susceptible to becoming lazy and lethargic. (International Business Times).

In an experiment carried out on couch potatoes, researchers saw that removing genes and forth day boxers produced extreme irritation in couchy slumpers. An enzyme produced in non lazy gym freaks showed that while exercising, their brains showed non linear distribution of grey stuff; actually leaving gymies more weak and unable to run as fast as their couchy counterparts. An enigma or perhaps an enema; the researchers await their Indian vindaloo force feed experiment result to accurately announce their findings.

Yes my dearest one...but it's me genes.

Also it was noted that mice generally like to run when the cat's in harvest mode. Researchers also found there was significant differences between those who liked an extremely hot curry and those who didn't get one. Further research needs many more spondoolies, so remain in your appropriate places until told to do otherwise.

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Freddie 65...

 
Farrokh Bulsara aka Freddie Mercury, who died in 1991 would have been 65.

Queen 1970: John Deacon (rear) Brian May,
Roger Taylor and Freddie.


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Big Surprise For Simple Folk: MI6 'worked with Gaddafi regime.'

 "Evidence has emerged of close cooperation between British intelligence and the former Gaddafi regime.
Papers discovered in Tripoli apparently show that MI6 gave Muammar Gaddafi's security service information on Libyan dissidents living in the UK."
"Tony habebe, what was the winner of the 2.30 at Newmarket yesterday?" Gosh Gaffers, I'm well...I'm not really sure about horse racing and that betting stuff, or are you," side glancing, then speaking in little whispers "or are you, you know... speaking in er, code?" "Oh Tony, Tony, you are a real pack of the jocks," "Eh, perhaps you mean jokes, Gaffers...jokes. Now Remember, class is at 15.00hrs prompt, my best star pupil!"

Now you promised...no tongues.

In Tony Blair's desert tent meeting with Gaddafi in 2004, Britain is said to have helped the Libyan dictator with his speech-writing, spelling and declining verbs. Oh and the odd matey telephone calls between British and Libyan security might have happened a few times a day/night. When questioned by the press, the present British Foreign Secretary Willy Hague said, "Yes I know about some alleged CIA/rendition documents. Tribal  mischief making. And who really cares about about some Jihadists having their testes tingled a bit... Anyway...I was out every night at my local Yorkshire pub and not in Government then, so I'm not in the frame! Go ask Blair or that scowling, sour faced Scots fella about what was happening behind the scenes at that time with Libyan's top Intelligence chap, Musa Kusa." he remarked, before trotting off gleefully.