Turkey? No Thanks!

 "A day after leaked extracts of the report into last year's commando raid appeared in the media, Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu said the government in Ankara had decided on a series of steps as a mark of protest. Although the UN report has yet to be released, Turkey's President, Abdullah Gul, said Ankara would reject it, regarding it as "null and void". The Israeli government indicated it would accept most of the findings, but claimed vindication over its right to impose a blockade on the Palestinian territory run by Hamas. (The Australian)

Turkey. The present government are Stealth Islamists who have learned from the likes of the Muslim Brotherhood how easy it is to hide their real agenda from naive western politicians like: Tony Blair

Turkey? Love it!

and: Jimmy Carter.

Turkey Tony? Yeah me too
but I'm more a nut man ma'sel'.

Along with their many numptie clones, who all continually confuse reptiles with roe deer. Enough said. 

Exodus One...

"Ancient axes hint at earlier 'out-of-Africa' exodus. The Acheulian did not accompany the first human dispersal from Africa despite being available at the time," the researchers conclude. Indeed, the new-and-improved super tools didn't show up in Asia, the Middle East or Europe until at least half-a-million years later. Why? (Nature) 

Answer: They forgot to take them or couldn't fit them in the car? But perhaps a tad more likely; you chaps just haven't found them yet! Reason? Because there are only a few of you digging away for a few months of the year in areas a little bit bigger than your back garden.
Lead author C.J.Lepre gets surprised easily. In fact most folk of a scientific persuasion always seem have an over abundance of the surprise gene. Our old family ancestry had near the brain capacity as we latter day tree swingers, then logically they didn't just hunt, sleep, sex and scratch their bums for hundreds of thousands of years. The oldies of this earth perhaps did somewhat more thinking and doing than they are ever given credit for. I presume that C.L.Lepre wouldn't leave his new power tool behind when moving house, so why would these people leave behind the equivalent?
Less surprise, more imagination and a little more humility from you profs and boffins of modern times...for those long lost ones, would also have looked up at that ancient night sky and wondered...

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Gurkhas! Prepare To Fight More Redundancies.

"Peter Carroll, a founding member of the Gurkha Justice Campaign championed by the actor Joanna Lumley, said the Gurkhas were particularly vulnerable because they had never had a senior officer arguing on their behalf within the highest echelons of the Ministry of Defence." (Guardian, UK).

The Gurkhas.

There's one thing that you can always be sure of; that certain posh, white, top fee-paying school types, found  in both the MOD and successive UK Governments, can't kick the men from Nepal out of the British Army quickly enough.  Screwing the Gurkhars for years over their pension rights (and having lost that battle amid much public derision); now any excuse will do to boot as many as possible back home. There is no group of people in the army of the United Kingdom like the Gurkhas. They have consistently distinguished themselves over two hundred years of brave and loyal service to Britain; unlike many of the dirt-bag little shit-weasels, malingering in the highest echelons of the still racist Ministry of Defence.
If redundancies are to be made, let's start with the total 'restructuring' of the wankers in the building below; with particular attention paid to a department jokingly called the Defence Procurement Agency; who over their years of dis-service to Britain have cost British taxpayers untold millions of pounds with their unsurpassed incompetence!

The Ministry of Defence. 

One example of MOD genius: Chinook HC3 helicopters. They first spent £240 million pounds on eight of these around 1995. The eight were delivered in 2001. A National Audit Report reveals that the helicopters had been stored in air conditioned hangers in Britain since 2001, while British troops in Afghanistan had been forced to rely on helicopters which are known to be flying with safety faults. By the time the Chinooks entered service in 2010, the total cost to the British tax payer was projected to be as much as £500 million pounds. A quote from the Parliamentary Public Accounts Committee: "... the most incompetent procurement of all time...might as well have bought eight turkeys."


For further info/support:  www.gurkhajustice.org.uk   email:  info@gurkhajustice.org.uk
and www.gurkhas.com  email:  brave_gurkhas@live.co.uk  


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Gadaffi al-Pimpernel!

"Concerns had already surfaced following the unexplained killing in July of the rebels' military commander, Abdel Fattah Younes, after he was taken into custody by his own side for questioning."(BBC).

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for room service and was anything but pleased with the cold camel kebab."Yes, yes of course I KNOW!...am I not the right hand of that man who snatched away that which should have been mine!!  Now to business. Tell that 138 tribal rabble known as 'The Rebels' or NTC or whatever they're calling themselves, tell them from me to take "a firm stand against violent extremism." HRC popped her gum, "These Islamist fighters, shape shifting among the anti-G's must be routed out before I give someone a good slap...or does moi have to do everything? More gum. Now!" The sky darkened, well it was night. "And do keep Slick you-know-who out of the loop." Two am and the oil lamps smoked. "And...why does MG have his own TV channel? she yelled to her nodding off but now startled staffers."Jon Stewart next? Before my 7am oaty bar I want that Berber squawker silenced!"

That Illinois bitch is no way a match for my beloved Ricey.



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iPhone Proto AWAL...Again!

An iPhone 15+ prototype was left in a San Francisco/LA/NY  bar/restaurant/brothel perhaps in June/July/August? "We was soooo loaded and it was warm so it could have been summer and either the weekend or sometime maybe Monday to Friday." wondered the 20 something Jake.

Yep, bought off ebay. I just love it!

"Anyway, Jebbers and me were doing our 'we are such clever smooooth bastards' act, and he was tossing the top-secret new big thing from us Appleti boys over to me; well... it sort of dematerialised... and that's the crock of sillies we told S.J."
What are we working on now? "Oh, Jebbs and me are 3*** McD fries and burger guys. Awesome, eh"


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Reprise: DD...

Hi there dunkies. Now...quite a few folks who's a'mighty partial to that dunkin' donut ritual have been asking me; what's exactly in these thar donuts that keeps me awake nites just athinkin' about ma nearest 24 hour DD? An' what has me turnin' up day after day, week after week for more of that diddly dunkin' dipin' fun?
Well friends, just you stop awonderin'!

INGREDIENTS: Donut: Enriched Unbleached Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Iron as Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Enzyme, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Palm Oil, Water, Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Whey (a milk derivative), Skim Milk, Yeast, Contains less than 2% of the following: Salt, Leavening (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda), Defatted Soy Flour, Wheat Starch, Mono and Diglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Cellulose Gum, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate (a milk derivative), Enzyme, Colored with (Turmeric and Annatto Extracts, Beta Carotene), Eggs; Crunch Topping: Sugar, Coconut, Yellow Corn Flour, Caramel Color, BHT (antioxidant); Glaze: Sugar, Water, Maltodextrin, Contains 2% or less of the following: Mono and Diglycerides, Agar, Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Artificial Flavor; Apple Filling: Water, Sugar Syrup, Corn Syrup, Evaporated Apples, Modified Food Starch, Contains 2% or less of the following: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Salt, Cinnamon, Malic Acid, Nutmeg.

Hi Andy...yeah my usual please.


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CEOs Get Paid Extra to Stiff the Taxman - Outrage - TheStreet

Just go to the link and read. If in the US and pay taxes, see how long before rising blood pressure pops out your eyes. If it won't show try: www.thestreet.com and search for the story....or wear yourself out by typing in the full monty:
http://thestreet.com/story11235596/1/ceos-get-paid-to-stiff-the-taxman-outrage.html