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Friday, September 2, 2011

Gurkhas! Prepare To Fight More Redundancies.

"Peter Carroll, a founding member of the Gurkha Justice Campaign championed by the actor Joanna Lumley, said the Gurkhas were particularly vulnerable because they had never had a senior officer arguing on their behalf within the highest echelons of the Ministry of Defence." (Guardian, UK).

The Gurkhas.
There's one thing that you can always be sure of; that certain posh, white, top fee-paying school types, found  in both the MOD and successive UK Governments, can't kick the men from Nepal out of the British Army quickly enough.  Screwing the Gurkhars for years over their pension rights (and having lost that battle amid much public derision); now any excuse will do to boot as many as possible back home. There is no group of people in the army of the United Kingdom like the Gurkhas. They have consistently distinguished themselves over two hundred years of brave and loyal service to Britain; unlike many of the dirt-bag little shit-weasels, malingering in the highest echelons of the still racist Ministry of Defence.
If redundancies are to be made, let's start with the total 'restructuring' of the wankers in the building below; with particular attention paid to a department jokingly called the Defence Procurement Agency; who over their years of dis-service to Britain have cost British taxpayers untold millions of pounds with their unsurpassed incompetence!

The Ministry of Defence. 


One example of MOD genius: Chinook HC3 helicopters. They first spent £240 million pounds on eight of these around 1995. The eight were delivered in 2001. A National Audit Report reveals that the helicopters had been stored in air conditioned hangers in Britain since 2001, while British troops in Afghanistan had been forced to rely on helicopters which are known to be flying with safety faults. By the time the Chinooks entered service in 2010, the total cost to the British tax payer was projected to be as much as £500 million pounds. A quote from the Parliamentary Public Accounts Committee: "... the most incompetent procurement of all time...might as well have bought eight turkeys."


For further info/support:  www.gurkhajustice.org.uk   email:  info@gurkhajustice.org.uk
and www.gurkhas.com  email:  brave_gurkhas@live.co.uk  


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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Gadaffi al-Pimpernel!

"Concerns had already surfaced following the unexplained killing in July of the rebels' military commander, Abdel Fattah Younes, after he was taken into custody by his own side for questioning."(BBC).

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for room service and was anything but pleased with the cold camel kebab."Yes, yes of course I KNOW!...am I not the right hand of that man who snatched away that which should have been mine!!  Now to business. Tell that 138 tribal rabble known as 'The Rebels' or NTC or whatever they're calling themselves, tell them from me to take "a firm stand against violent extremism." HRC popped her gum, "These Islamist fighters, shape shifting among the anti-G's must be routed out before I give someone a good slap...or does moi have to do everything? More gum. Now!" The sky darkened, well it was night. "And do keep Slick you-know-who out of the loop." Two am and the oil lamps smoked. "And...why does MG have his own TV channel? she yelled to her nodding off but now startled staffers."Jon Stewart next? Before my 7am oaty bar I want that Berber squawker silenced!"

That Illinois bitch is no way a match for my beloved Ricey.



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iPhone Proto AWAL...Again!

An iPhone 15+ prototype was left in a San Francisco/LA/NY  bar/restaurant/brothel perhaps in June/July/August? "We was soooo loaded and it was warm so it could have been summer and either the weekend or sometime maybe Monday to Friday." wondered the 20 something Jake.

Yep, bought off ebay. I just love it!
"Anyway, Jebbers and me were doing our 'we are such clever smooooth bastards' act, and he was tossing the top-secret new big thing from us Appleti boys over to me; well... it sort of dematerialised... and that's the crock of sillies we told S.J."
What are we working on now? "Oh, Jebbs and me are 3*** McD fries and burger guys. Awesome, eh"


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Reprise: DD...


Hi there dunkies. Now...quite a few folks who's a'mighty partial to that dunkin' donut ritual have been asking me; what's exactly in these thar donuts that keeps me awake nites just athinkin' about ma nearest 24 hour DD? An' what has me turnin' up day after day, week after week for more of that diddly dunkin' dipin' fun?
Well friends, just you stop awonderin'!


INGREDIENTS: Donut: Enriched Unbleached Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Iron as Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Enzyme, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Palm Oil, Water, Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Whey (a milk derivative), Skim Milk, Yeast, Contains less than 2% of the following: Salt, Leavening (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda), Defatted Soy Flour, Wheat Starch, Mono and Diglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Cellulose Gum, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate (a milk derivative), Enzyme, Colored with (Turmeric and Annatto Extracts, Beta Carotene), Eggs; Crunch Topping: Sugar, Coconut, Yellow Corn Flour, Caramel Color, BHT (antioxidant); Glaze: Sugar, Water, Maltodextrin, Contains 2% or less of the following: Mono and Diglycerides, Agar, Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Artificial Flavor; Apple Filling: Water, Sugar Syrup, Corn Syrup, Evaporated Apples, Modified Food Starch, Contains 2% or less of the following: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Salt, Cinnamon, Malic Acid, Nutmeg.
Hi Andy...yeah my usual please.


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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

CEOs Get Paid Extra to Stiff the Taxman - Outrage - TheStreet

Just go to the link and read. If in the US and pay taxes, see how long before rising blood pressure pops out your eyes. If it won't show try: www.thestreet.com and search for the story....or wear yourself out by typing in the full monty:
http://thestreet.com/story11235596/1/ceos-get-paid-to-stiff-the-taxman-outrage.html

Michael Vick



"Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles agreed Monday to a six-year contract that again makes the Pro Bowl quarterback one of the NFL's highest-paid players. NFL Network's Michael Lombardi reported the contract is worth $100 million, according to a league source, and NFL Network insider Jason La Canfora also cited a league source in reporting that $36 million of the total amount is guaranteed." (NFL.com)


Michael Vick.
You still that real old softy, dog lovin' guy Mr Vick? Of course you are; even though some folks might thinks it's a tad obscene them amount of football playin' reward $$$$$'s considerin' all things. Anyways...here's a couple of  snaps to sweep you back to them good ol' dog fightin' lovin' days, that'll melt that ol' soft heart of yours.



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Log A Jog...

"Jogging beats weight lifting for losing belly fat." (usatoday.com)

"All day couch kipping, deep fried anything and that 2am Elvis snack will perhaps not achieve the desired tapered tum look" Thus spoke Dr of the bleedin' obvious with the findings of an eight month study tucked under his ample belt. "Resistance training is great if you're in an occupied country, but for improving strength and increasing lean body mass, you may have to press the horizontal release button and relinquish the four seater sofa once in a while."


Just what the hell is it, Bob?
The lead author and exercise physiologist Cris Slentz said in a Duke news release. "If you are overweight, which two-thirds of the population is, and you want to lose belly fat, aerobic exercise is the better choice because it burns more calories."
Open new file tomorrow: Bleedin' Obvious 1.